Your last wish is retracted but her house shrunk.
I hope I get to heaven, half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Granted but for that little blunder you shall now have to spend all eternity in Hell.
I wish the world may be more peaceful
Granted. It is peaceful because everyone is dead, killed in World War III.
I wish there was a very cheap package of TV, internet, phone and mobile available here.
Granted now when ever your phone rings you have to turn off the tv and completely disconnect your computer because it interferes with the signal.
I wish I could have one intelligent conversation per day and remember them without it taking over my mind some how
Granted. But, that will bring about such a shoot in your IQ that no average folk would get the knack of what you say from then no and no man will marry you because you will be too intelligent for them.
I wish I had a cat.
Granted he now sheds all over every thing and you have suddenly developed some sort of allergic reaction to him that you have to get rid of it.
I wish I could dance better
You can, and you have a leading part in Riverdance, but the banks burst and the show is cancelled.
I wish I owned a talking cat.
Granted now your cat talks so much you can't shut it up and so it has to sleep outside...it ends up catching punemonia and dying.
I wish the banks hadn't burst.
Granted, the banks are still intact, but you have been keeping all your money in a pillowcase under your bed and it is stolen by your ex in a revenge binge.
I wish I could have a long holiday free of charge.
Granted however, when you come back you find out that you've been fired by the new yuppie mananger and replaced by a dingbat.
I wish my ex-got caught with the money had had to give it back to me
Granted, but you will soon realise that -- the money is spurious
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are now a Ephemeroptera (life span, 48 hours).
I wish I hadn't written that...
Granted. Written what?
I wish everyone in the world would speak the same, easy to understand and write, language.
Granted. But now you are blind, mute and deaf, obviously.
I wish I've never seen a calmar...
As per your wish granted earlier, you've never written that, so, who will grant my wish?
I didn't granted you with being dumb, so read again and get going...
I wish some people would use the thread coherently.
Granted. Ready for 40 years of boredom?
I wish I would be somewhere else.
Granted. You are endlessly revolving in the sixth circle of Hell.
(hail, Francis, long time no see, hope all is well with you)
I wish I could lose 10 lbs.
Granted. This apply to your feet.
I wish I could get out of hell to greet you.
