Granted. But they are growing out of your backside. Not a lot of use.
I wish it would only rain at night and be sunny all day.
Granted it is now raining and shining periodically so much so that it is a veritable rain forest
I wish I could find my dream job
Granted, you just found your dream job. You're just not qualified. Don't call us, we'll call you.
I wish to undo my last wish ...
Granted. Unfortunately undoing a wish takes 20 years off your life. Bad luck!
I wish I could find somewhere I really want to live.
Granted but now you have such barbaric neighbours that you cannot ever live in peace.
I wish to be happy.
Granted, you are happy. But you have lost all moral sense so you make everyone else unhappy, and this gradually dawns on you as a bad thing. You end up unhappy through too much happiness at others' expense.
I wish someone would cook me a delicious but slimming dinner.
Granted but your mutt just ate it so now you have to cook dinner yourself
I wish ....there was no such thing as an evil Geni
granted, but I'm here to ruin your wish instead.
I wish my piano was in tune.
Granted. But the evil genie has moved it into the street and clamped it in a no-parking zone. It's already collected three tickets.
I wish the herbs on my windowsill didn't die so frequently.
They can only die once, Clary.
Granted, you have everlasting herbs, which very quickly take over your windowsill, the room, the house, and finally YOU.
I wish I had more leisure to visit these entertaining fora.
granted you have now lost your job, your love life sucks and you have no social life to speak of...therefore you have all of the time in the world.
I wish that life would not be so unfair
Granted. But you have to stop being unfair to God.
I wish I leave this damned computer off and go to bed.
Granted. But while you're asleep the gremlins come and wreck the computer so you can never use it again.
I wish I were extremely wealthy.
Granted now you are so greedy and ruthless that you have no friends
I wish I could fall in love
Granted. But, you will become so intoxicated with love, that you will forget all about your studies and eventually flunk out the next semester.
I wish I top my exams.
Granted. But you swot so much that your health breaks down and you are confined in a loony bin for life.
I wish my cellar was empty of all that junk.
Granted now your house is full of it.
I wish I was perfect.
granted. But nobody likes you; even Mathos who already thinks you are perfect.
I wish I could explore Mars.
Granted, but you will never be able to return to earth and be forced to marry a dirty and ugly Martian lass/lad.
I wish I were taller.
Granted now you are so tall you cannot walk up right in your house.
I wish I can retract my last wish
