I asked my dear friend Dora who should play dag in the movie.
Here is what she said....
"Gustav, dag is a mysterious woman and should therefore be portrayed by a mysterious actress. I would suggest Whoopie Goldberg for the part."
I looked at Dora, dumbstruck. "Whoopie Goldberg?! How in the hell can you compare Whoopie Goldberg to dag?"
"My dear Gustav, I have no idea who dag even is. You come over and ask me all these stupid questions and sometimes I will throw an answer out just to get you to shut up. I am tired now, Gustav. I need to go to bed. Would you kindly leave?"
So I left. Sometimes Dora really pisses me off.