The Chinese Fortune Cookie Thread

Duck is not singed. Duck is burned.

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Reyn wrote:

Here's a few I found around:

"The greatest danger could be your stupidity."

"Someone can read your mind."

"Rest is a good thing, but boredom is his brother."

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."

"Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."

"Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."

I learned that the fortune is much more fun if you end it with "in bed."

So..."The greatest danger could be your stupidity in bed."

Etc., etc.

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He who eats duck with chopsticks must first remove bones

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The gold of ancient castles cannot shoe your feet

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"Support mental health, or I'll kill you"

(Anyone remember when that saying was written all over the NY subways?)

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I rememeber when somebody wrote "Do not pass go, do not collect 100 $" in some of them.

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"Where there are rainbows, there are water droplets."

How much money do these guys make?

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hephzibah wrote:

A horse has small ears and hears little that will hinder his freedom.

A donkey has large ears, hears much, and can only respond:

HEE HAW!

Choose to be a horse....

I like this... I think I'll use it as my signature!

Now, just a cotton pickin' minute, there!

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LOL Poor roger! I SO didn't mean anything by that about you! I promise!!

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No tip invitation to ass kicking.

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roger wrote:

Now, just a cotton pickin' minute, there!

HEE HAW

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Always remember that when you go that extra mile.....

you're a mile away from your destination.

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When you cannot sleep, do not keep yourself awake counting sheeps.

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Help! I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body!

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Gala wrote:

I learned that the fortune is much more fun if you end it with "in bed."

So..."The greatest danger could be your stupidity in bed."

Etc., etc.

I was gonna mention that too...We always have a lot of fun when we go out for Chinese with my boyfriend's grandma, because there's just nothing better than seeing a sweet little old lady helplessly cracking up over things like, "You will learn a new skill...in bed." (That's one she really got Laughing