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The Chinese Fortune Cookie Thread

 
 
George
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 03:32 pm
Duck is not singed. Duck is burned.
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 03:40 pm
Reyn wrote:
Here's a few I found around:

"The greatest danger could be your stupidity."

"Someone can read your mind."

"Rest is a good thing, but boredom is his brother."

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."

"Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."

"Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."


I learned that the fortune is much more fun if you end it with "in bed."

So..."The greatest danger could be your stupidity in bed."

Etc., etc.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 05:51 am
He who eats duck with chopsticks must first remove bones
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George
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 07:18 am
The gold of ancient castles cannot shoe your feet
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 07:21 am
"Support mental health, or I'll kill you"

(Anyone remember when that saying was written all over the NY subways?)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 07:42 am
I rememeber when somebody wrote "Do not pass go, do not collect 100 $" in some of them.
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Ray
 
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Reply Sat 25 Mar, 2006 12:28 am
"Where there are rainbows, there are water droplets."

How much money do these guys make?
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 25 Mar, 2006 12:56 am
hephzibah wrote:
A horse has small ears and hears little that will hinder his freedom.

A donkey has large ears, hears much, and can only respond:

HEE HAW!

Choose to be a horse....


I like this... I think I'll use it as my signature! Very Happy


Now, just a cotton pickin' minute, there!
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Treya
 
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Reply Sat 25 Mar, 2006 05:34 am
Shocked LOL Poor roger! I SO didn't mean anything by that about you! I promise!!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 08:37 am
No tip invitation to ass kicking.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 26 Mar, 2006 09:00 am
roger wrote:
Now, just a cotton pickin' minute, there!


HEE HAW
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 29 Mar, 2006 08:46 pm
Always remember that when you go that extra mile.....

you're a mile away from your destination.
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Ray
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 12:42 am
When you cannot sleep, do not keep yourself awake counting sheeps.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 13 Apr, 2006 10:07 pm
Help! I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body!
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 13 Apr, 2006 11:32 pm
Gala wrote:

I learned that the fortune is much more fun if you end it with "in bed."

So..."The greatest danger could be your stupidity in bed."

Etc., etc.


I was gonna mention that too...We always have a lot of fun when we go out for Chinese with my boyfriend's grandma, because there's just nothing better than seeing a sweet little old lady helplessly cracking up over things like, "You will learn a new skill...in bed." (That's one she really got Laughing )
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 06:14 pm

    "You'll meet your big cheese today"







(i didn't even know i had a big cheese...)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 30 Dec, 2007 01:22 pm
Do not read this fortune cookie or you will have one year bad luck.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 15 Aug, 2012 05:40 pm

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x336/RegionPhilbis/fort-cook.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Apr, 2013 04:42 am

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/485272_10151409379279403_59956093_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jun, 2013 06:19 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/073b695a5ca6b6bf54a69cf1ecbeaed7/tumblr_mnxppfKexP1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg
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