when i was kid, we were having dinner in a chinese restaurant.
we finished eating and opened our fortune cookies.
my dad opened his, and read out loud:
"look for someone as gay as you are."
about a minute later, a guy at the next table opened his cookie... and read the same fortune!!
we all cracked up -- good thing no one had food in their mouth.
i doubt i've laughed as hard i did that night in Moon Palace...