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The Chinese Fortune Cookie Thread

 
 
Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 10:28 pm
You will post an original cookie fortune on this thread. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe as an act of pity, maybe because of the intellectual challenge. But, you WILL post one.
 
Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 10:34 pm
You cannot alter the winds, but you can change your sails.

(stuck to a bulletin board in our home office)
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 10:37 pm
Carve your name on heart, and not marble.
Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 10:55 pm
If your a cute lady, kiss me, you will have good luck ... the rest of you are doomed



ok, ok, I made that one up.

Anon
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 10:57 pm
I was just about to give you a kiss....but ....if it's not true....
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Tue 21 Mar, 2006 11:33 pm
Me and my big mouth ... next time I ain't confessing!

Anon
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:23 am
Just because you are paranoid, does not mean that they are NOT out to get you! (Not original, but funny)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 07:56 am
Do you know what that cookie was made of?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 07:57 am
That wasn't chicken.
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Treya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 11:15 am
A horse has small ears and hears little that will hinder his freedom.

A donkey has large ears, hears much, and can only respond:

HEE HAW!

Choose to be a horse....


I like this... I think I'll use it as my signature! Very Happy
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:27 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Do you know what that cookie was made of?


We should come up with our own recipe. The fortunes may not come true, but you'll be so happy you won't care Smile

Anon
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George
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 12:36 pm
"Biohazard -- Do not remove this label"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 05:42 pm
A good horse runs at the shadow of a whip.

Now I've got to search the author of that one.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 05:50 pm
You will place curtain inside tub before showering.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:06 pm
Here's a few I found around:

"The greatest danger could be your stupidity."

"Someone can read your mind."

"Rest is a good thing, but boredom is his brother."

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."

"Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."

"Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:32 pm
You will be hungry again in one hour.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2006 06:40 pm
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Luck shall find your way, until tomorrow night when you're brutally killed by a pitbull.

There's a silver lining in every cloud. Except the one hanging over your pathetic, drug-addicted head.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 06:20 am

true story.

when i was kid, we were having dinner in a chinese restaurant.
we finished eating and opened our fortune cookies.

my dad opened his, and read out loud:

    "look for someone as gay as you are."


about a minute later, a guy at the next table opened his cookie... and read the same fortune!!


we all cracked up -- good thing no one had food in their mouth.
i doubt i've laughed as hard i did that night in Moon Palace...
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George
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 07:20 am
"Help. I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory"

(Well, someone had to say it.)
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 23 Mar, 2006 03:15 pm
Luck is not assigned. Luck is earned.
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