Ladies how did you know you were pregnant?

You got THAT right pardner.

I've seen woman breast feed, that doesn't bother me. Actually once I was walking over a bridge, and down below in the park, a woman had taken her baby around to a secluded area to feed, not realizing she could be glimpsed from above....I watched for maybe 30 seconds, then left her to her privacy....it really was nice, the way she was stroking her babys head, just enjoying the moment.

For me, it's more the thought of something coming out of your body, well, besides the usual stuff.

If something came out of my breasts, I'd be running to the dr.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I'm still queasy at the thought of a nice warm glass of semen. That's like some weird porn-star trick or something to drink that.

I have no problems with breastfeeding (not in public tho plz), but I sure wouldn't want to drink some other woman's milk. That would be a bit of mindscrew.

I would taste my own breast milk. Just to see what it's all about. Not a cupfull though.

I've never tasted my own semen. At least not intentionally.

And I find most women are actually swallowers. Just thought I'd throw that in there, in case you chicks were wondering. Because I know you were.

Oh...so you HAVE tasted your own semen, even though it was unintentional...

What, did it drip off the chandeler while you were looking up?


hmmm...this sounds like an opportunity for a taste test...

Which do you prefer? A nice glass of semen with cracked ice, or a glass of warm breast milk to sooth you to sleep?

hmmmm.....rice pudding made with genuine breast milk.

cooking tip. If you find you have run out of cornstarch to thicken your moo shu pork sauce, semen will make a fine substitute.

oh yeah, Slappy's definetly an 'unintentional' taster.

Tip: If going with the semen choice, choose a nonvegetarian donor.

<shudder>

Oh jeez, you know how some people drink WAY to much coffee?

I've said too much.



oh GOD, I just remembered....DON'T EVER GO WITH SOMEONE WHO DRINKS BREWERS YEAST!!!!

You have been warned.

Listen, I'm not going to go into details. I'm not like that.

So you have the woman going right in for the make-out right after she's done down there.

And recently, she decided it would be funny to stick her soaked fingers in my mouth very quickly. Didn't see it coming(no pun intended).

So it was there, but not enough where there was quite a taste.

But I'm not going into details.

so.....what'd ya think?

Like I said, didn't really taste it, but could tell it was there for a quick second.

Ok, back to breast milk.

Breasts are sweet. Nipples are cool, too.

Yeah, no details there!

I'll gross everyone out by saying what breastmilk tasted like...

Surprisingly sweet. Pretty much exactly like a liquid version of a flan/ custard.

I know that different parts of the milk taste different, though -- some is more watery and thirst-quenching, some is more nourishing. Not sure which kind this was -- actually it was probably all mixed together, since it was in a bottle.

Hmm. I'm betting you got a taste. Hidden in the back of your mind, so's she couldn't tell. ...

Brewer's yeast?! eeekk!!

What the hell was this thread about again? ....oh yeah, being pregnant.

watery and thirst quenching.....urp.

So what have I missed....

Slappy likes the taste of his sperm :-)

And people are drinking breast milk

I think I'd be a little weirded out by milk coming out of my breast! OK, alot weirded out..

Is it true your breasts get two sizes bigger during pregnancy? If so.. I am screwed!

By the way Chai, I just saw your sig. Line..lmao.. I didn't even realize I spelt it wrong.. :-D

So.......
Anyone see "LOST" last night?

No, what happened?

you know I've never watched.. I don't even know what it is about!

Sun found out she was pregnant (and not by Jin).

Crazie,
When I saw the title of this thread with you as the author, y'ol Uncle
George had to check in. Glad it didn't mean what I thought.

Nooo... I'm not pregnant.... I was just being curious... that maternal instinct of mine is slowly kicking in and I wanted to know what I was in for in the future...

Trust me, the day that happens... the title will be

OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

:-D