New Names for Iraq

21 New Names for Iraq

1) People's Republic of Texaco
2) Bush-tanistan
3) Islama-bunkport
4) Bedrock
5) We-raq!
6) Not-osamabad
7) Crawford Ranch East
8) Afghanistan-on-the-Euphrates
9) The Persian Golf
10) Burkini Beach
11) Rum-sylvania
12) Country with a New Regime We're Now Supporting
But Will Have To Take Out in Two Decades
13) Gasmask-istan
14) The Hussein Asylum
15) Allah-wood
16) The Ponderosa
17) I-did-it-for-Dad-istan
18) Infertile Crescent Nuclear-Waste Storage Facility
19) The United Emirates of Whoop-Ass
20) Who's-your-baghdaddy-now?
21) France