otis has been sleeping with Wallette since he has fallen in love with her laptop.
Not only does he snore like an elephant seal, he purrs like a cement mixer.
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blueveinedthrobber
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Wed 24 Sep, 2014 07:50 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
Does anyone know where the volume control is on a cat?
I am trying to listen to the 1 o'clock news and the cat is snoring like buggery.
I cannot find the remote for the TV, so how do I turn the cat down?
I have buggered more than a few cocktail waitresses in my time and never did a sound similar to snoring emit from their nether region. Evidently I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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tsarstepan
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Wed 24 Sep, 2014 07:54 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
Does anyone know where the volume control is on a cat?
The volume control buttons are its nose: press the left nostril (volume goes down) while pressing the right nostril (volume goes up).
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margo
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Wed 24 Sep, 2014 09:01 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
Does anyone know where the volume control is on a cat?
I am trying to listen to the 1 o'clock news and the cat is snoring like buggery.
I cannot find the remote for the TV, so how do I turn the cat down?
Suggest you move to another room, and/or read the newspaper!