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Scumbag artist Thomas Kinkade exposed

 
 
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 07:52 am
On-line Kincaid junk for sale
I wonder if the Chinese have produced knock-off reproductions of Kincaid junk?

Farmerman, here's a start for On-line Kincaid junk for sale:

http://www.villagegalleryonline.com/Artist-Detail.cfm?ArtistsID=279

and

http://kinkade.collectiblestoday.com/ct/store/tk?External=Y&cm_ven=Search&cm_cat=Google&cm_pla=Performics&cm_ite=Keyword
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 07:55 am
They used a Kinkade screensaver at the office, for about a year. That is when I developed a first class distaste for his crap.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:06 am
Edgar
Edgar, I think the only item that has not been adorned up by a Kincaid image is a condom.

BBB

http://www.benettontalk.com/recycled-condoms%20copia.jpg
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:08 am
The third on the top left is not a condom, thats a Roto-Rooter
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:12 am
farmerman wrote:
The third on the top left is not a condom, thats a Roto-Rooter


You're killing me.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 09:26 am
And I always thought it was on the bottom row, fourth to the left.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 09:27 am
How does that saying go? My rooter is better than yours?
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 11:41 am
That's it, root for yourself c.i.

I've always wanted a Kinkade toilet seat so I could miss when I pee.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:07 pm
All this deserved abuse is music to my ears. Very Happy
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:47 pm
Laughing

I had to bite my tongue when I surveyed that house full of nothing, and I mean nothing, but Kinkade sticky sweet, false sentimentality. If any flies got into the house, they wouldn't have a chance.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:55 pm
I'm told doctors proscribe Kincaid for their diabetic patients. The reason's obvious.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 09:06 pm
Yeah, that would be coma city..
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 07:02 am
I've sometime left down my guard and found one of his images tugging at my heart. I'm sure that's more like a Mayan priest ready for the cllimax of a sacrifice.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 08:30 am
I'm happy to report, I've never been moved by any of his paintings. My nephew bought a whole slew of them for his dental office, but I didn't say anything to offend him.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 08:50 am
It's really not art one can sink their teeth into.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 09:15 am
I never considered tham as "art;" more like posters to be discarded.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 10:26 am
They look like greeting cards to me.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 10:37 am
He couldn't make it trying to make money in the commercial market of greeting cards, etc. This is a neverending story. Now we have artists who do photorealism from the advertising market painting bottles of wine and people gobble them up at a ridiculous markup. It's fad art even if it lasts a decade and just proves, once again, that you can almost always count on making a buck by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (A paraphrase of another famous Mencken quote).
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 10:43 am
Barnum had it right a long time ago: he said, "there's a sucker born every minute."
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 10:52 am
Barnum is the man who commissioned the huge CinemaScope painting of the crucifixion of Christ to draw in the public who paid admission to see it. It was painted by a billboard artist. It's now in Forest Lawn, the Disneyland of Death.
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