Do Slovaks serve any purpose in today's society?

Slovak? Is that a new sandwich at Jack in the Box.

"Yea, I'll take a large ranch slovak with cheese"

You have a problem with Dag or her Mom? LOL

I do have one dear Slovak friend. His name is Matej Lunter and he plays a mean accordion...



I would also like to consider dag a friend of mine, but is it realistic to have TWO Slovakian friends?

I will have to give this much consideration.

There cool just keep them off those bikes.

Yes, amigo, they can be lethal on those bikes.

That is perhaps the greatest danger they pose.

SLOVAK, gustav. SLOVAK. No, it isn't realistic. You do not deserve two friends. And certainly not Slovak ones, if you can't even spell them.

oh yeah, go on about the biking incident. kick the criple while she's lying on the ground!

bahstids!

Another thing that bothers me about the Slovakians is their dogged insistence that they are the best spellers in the world.

And they will not abide by the term Western Society has labeled them....SLOVAKIAN!!!!

It just drives me friggin crazy!

you ARE friggin crazy. It's not the Slovaks' fault!

Hey, That ain't no slovak! I know a damn mexican when I see one. We'll do heart surgery for minimum wage. Well......There goes the Slovakian accordion industry.

(now I have to report myself)

The word is CRIPPLE! Why can't these damn Slovakians learn to spell?

friggin crazy cripple

and i guess i'll just stand in line just behind amigo to report myself.

Mexican? I thought he was Basque!

They, as a nation, are good pet-carers and floor cleaners.

I will give the Slovaks credit for making a mean Veproknedlozelo.

MATEJ LUNTER IS OURS!!!

From http://www.slovak.com/lunter/lunter_heligonkar.html
I would like to introduce you to a man who is a virtuoso with his numerous "Heligonky" or button accordions, a collector of forgotten folk music of the Upper Hron region, a singer and a dancer within the Telgart folklore troupe.
I have know Mater for number of years - since 1993 to be exact. Together we have recorded over 10 hours of Uper Hron valley (Horehron) songs and music that Matej has arranged to suit his stile. Presented here are some of those songs that illustrate the talents that he has exhibited to me over the past number of years.


Note: You need RealAudio (RA) 2.0 and preferably RA 3.0 to fully appreciate his music


You can also listen to some of his music there (certainly not recommended)

Veproknedlozelo is a czech national dish

vepro = pork
knedlo = dumpling
zelo=cabbage

i roll my eyes at gus's heineous ignorance of central european cultures .

Same thing