Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone

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Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone


Blue, baby, that one is mean-spirited...

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
MA, I simply went to the atheist sites and selected the good ones.

I'm picky with jokes, and don't like the ugly mocking or stupid ones.

Ok, I'll have to check those out. I don't like the video that BVT posted either. I was going to say so but I know you are trying to keep this thread lighthearted so I'll just leave it at that.

I appreciate your sensitivity.

lighten up girls.....

Hey BVT...................................DUCK!!!!!!!!

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone


Hey, sugar, this lady's light! And getting lighter by the day, in more ways than one.

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
I don't care for slapstick humor, but in this case, I'll make an exception:

What is your favorite flavor, blueveinedthrobber? :wink: :wink: :wink:



"lick-lick" (Hope you like custard creme...)

You're a cute bear, though, I have to say!

You get an "E" for Effort.

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her
nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her nasty habit, but
feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic
after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically
told Henry, and several others, that everyone seeing it there knew what he was doing, and what his
problem was.

Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't
explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front
of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.

You gotta love Henry.

tje pope arrives at Dallas international and a stretch limo is there ot pick him up.

He tells the driver he has never driven one and the driver gives him the wheel. Turns out the pope has a lead foot and he's pulled over for speeding. The trooper calls dispatch to say "I think we may have an immunity issue here" Dispatch says "Oh Lord did you pull over a Congressman?" "Higher than that" says the trooper. "Senator"? "Higher than that", he replies. "Oh ****! Have you pulled dubya over"? "Even higher than that" shoots back the trooper. "Who could be higher than that?" asks the dispatcher. The trooper replies "I'm damned if I know but he's so high up the pope is driving him around".....

NOW, that's a good one!

You remember that famous verse that says,
"Who can find a virtuous woman, for her price is far above rubies"...?

Everytime someone quotes that, I want to shout out, "How much does Ruby cost?"

Eva! You are a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl! But I love it!