Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone

It is. Too bad that down here, we're not all a bunch of heathen so we could live together like good Christians.

It IS cute.

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
If you have any jokes or comics that are not mean-spirited that fit the theme of this thread, please share them!

(Would this be a next to impossible task, I wonder?)

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone


Oh, MA, I thought you might not like it, since it "sort of" kids about religion. But it doesn't single out any one of them, in particular, in a mean way.

Thanks for having a great sense of humor!

(You know I love you. :wink: )

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
Lighten up, roger! Goodness is not defined by one's religion or lack of it.

It's determined, rather, by how we are on the inside.

I think we need to tackle you to the floor, hold you down, and tickle your feet.

PoetSeductress,

Well, I do think it's a pretty funny joke. And, I happen to agree with it. It's not religion that gets you into heaven.

Someone sent me a cute joke along these lines the other day and I am trying to find it for you.

(And you know I love you too!)

You can tickle a donkey's feet? Are their hooves sensitive?

I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;
it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.
I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
and brings you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own! ,
but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone


Who knows? Trial and error? Do it until you get it right, I suppose.

Well, it's a good thing roger, the donkey, is tame. Otherwise, even though he might be tickled by it, we would get a bigger kick out of it.

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyon
Taoism
**** happens.

Buddhism
If **** happens, it's not really ****.

Islam
If **** happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
**** happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this **** always happen to us?

Hinduism
This **** happened before.

Catholicism
**** happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
**** happens rama rama.

TV Evangelism
Send more ****.

Atheism
No ****.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, **** happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good **** happening.

Christian Science
**** happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this ****.

Existentialism
What is **** anyway?

Stoicism
This **** doesn't bother me.

Loving it!

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyon


Hey, Momma Angel, would you do me a little favor and delete your post, so that I can go back and edit my last post? I want to make "****" "sh!t" instead.

Then, can you re-post your most recent post?

(I noticed after posting it, that it looks tacky when I pasted it spelled out all the way.) :wink:

I would be more than happy to PoetSeductress, but you can't edit any post after someone has answered it.

I'm sure we can all forgive you!

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
Never mind. I just remembered that you can't edit or delete, once I've posted after you. Ha! Oh, well... sh!t happens...

Stop! You are cracking me up!

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyon


As they say, a lady in the boardroom, a snake against injustice, and a tiger in the bedroom (whenever that would be)

The joke room is a wild card...

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

hehehehe

Yes, Virginia, There Really IS a Peaceful Place for Everyone
The Bible and PMS

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS mood swings." The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

OMG! That is absolutely hilarious! Girl, where do you find these?