Who sleeps on the wet spot?

Only Dys!!

Anon

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The trick is to get the wet spot in the middle of the bed. The each on his/her respective side. It helps when the beds a king size.

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Just as stupid asides:
I noticed Prince's signature line for the first time--"Heterosexuality is for men who ain't good looking enuff to be gay". That's heterophobic!

And Bella Dea, it was the Buddha who was with Setanta the whole time. Ask him (Setanta, that is).

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Momma Angel wrote:

Ever read 101 Reasons A Cucumber is Better than a Man? One of them is, after you make love with a cucumber, no one has to sleep on the wet spot.

Damn, cucumber's are huge!! I feel inadequate.

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Is everybody too shy to tell me what it is?

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screw on the floor
sleep in the bed

no wet spot

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wiping on the curtain usually fixes the problem

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material girl wrote:

Is everybody too shy to tell me what it is?

It's the wet spot on the bed caused by sex. Usually, from the females natural lubrication and/or the males ejaculate.

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Bella Dea wrote:

material girl wrote:
Is everybody too shy to tell me what it is?

It's the wet spot on the bed caused by sex. Usually, from the females natural lubrication and/or the males ejaculate.

Thanks Bella.I wasnt aware that happened.
Hmm, In that case, I must never have been really turned on in my life, but on the plus side, it prooves the condoms have never leaked.

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drool?

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Kings size beds solve a lot of the wet spot problem also you can just put a towel over the wet spot negating a lot of the problems.

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I have found that if you rub it with a towel and get up to make a sandwich, its pretty much dry by the time you get back. Also, when the sex is good enough to wear you out you could give a rats ass who sleeps in the wet spot as long as you sleep.

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This is for shari:

I have found the older you get, the less wet spots are an issue, but if there is one, you tend to make sure it's on HIS side, and the less sandwiches you make (for him, anyway!).

LMAO

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Dys likes to sleep on the wet spot. He just confessed that it makes him drool.

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LOL, JLN, you are naughty. Quite an appealing trait in an intellectual.

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Diane, thanks. I'm glad you understand. And if what I said about Dys is true, YOU would know. But I'm sure that you will not tell, being the consumate lady that you are.

P.S. I'm still vibrating with our visit with you and Dys.

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Wet spots?

It's got something to do with living with old dogs, doesn't it?

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Dys's story seems like a tall tale to me..

Quote:

she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

But there was still a wet spot?

Couldn't she hit the spittoon in the corner?

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If one were civilised, and performed rumpy in the kitchen like one ought, there would BE no wet spot to sleep on.

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Thanks for bringing up at least one thing I dont miss about sex...

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