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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 06:34 am
Joe- I feel for you. Every time that I have to work on a serious computer problem, I take a drammamine and a Valium beforehand.

Well, it looks like you have fixed your problem, and that is what counts! How's your chest doing?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 06:36 am
On my way to the gym right now... .

Joe(animal)Nation
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 06:40 am
Joe Nation wrote:
On my way to the gym right now... .

Joe(animal)Nation


Sounds like you have recovered nicely. Arrgh. That reminds me. I have to do a bit of sweating today too. If I could only pull myself away from this damned computer..............
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 09:30 am
Go, Phoenix, the bike (or path, or whatever it is) is calling you, calling you away from the screen, calling you out into this glorious day, calling you to leave this thread and get on with the important things in life, calling..., calling..., calling...
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 09:56 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Hi.
I didn't have a very good week. My computer crashed on Tuesday, my hyperventilation over that triggered an asthma attack and I ended up spending the next three days with one hand on the keyboard and one holding the phone up to my ear listening to some nice people in India tell me which impossibly complex series of letters and numbers to type.

"That is esS ceh ae n ar ee gee . Okay?"

"S c a what?"

Repeat several hundred times.

On the other hand, I couldn't eat so I lost four pounds.

Joe(ahlo? U der??)Nation


Q. OK, I take telemarketing as a personal affront. Hard as it may be to believe, I used to find it impossible to be rude to people on the phone, even this base undersociety of people, who call into your home, trying to sell you stuff.

About a year or so ago, the spell was broken somehow, and I started using my imagination to find fun ways to humiliate these people. THEN, they become Indian. I CANNOT be rude to these people. The Telemarketing God has found my achilles tendon. Why can't I be rude to the Indians? What kind of weird reverse discrimination is this?

Does anyone else have this problem?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:00 am
Lash- Absolutely not. I am on the "Do Not Call" list, and get far fewer telemarketing calls than I used to. A few do slip through though, and I have no trouble blowing them off, if they come from Bangladesh, or the Bronx.

I simply say, "Remove me from your mailing list. Goodbye"

I consider telemarketing an invasion of my privacy. They are cluttering up MY space, and I did not invite then in. Period!
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:03 am
I should go back to that line, as well, Phoenix.

I can't figure out why it's harder to be rude to that particular group of people.... Eh.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:18 am
I've always had difficutly being rude to Quakers, the bastards! But then, they don't call that often.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:19 am
I don't think I could be rude to the Quakers, either....well, I would tell them they're going to Mecha-Hell for using the phone....but, besides that...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:21 am
Amish are another story entirely.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:29 am
Oh. I think I've crossed my anti-phone religionists.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:34 am
Lash- It is so funny how people are reluctant to blow off a telemarketer. I think that it comes from our early training to be "polite". Problem is, that these people at the least, take up our time, and at the worst, leave us vulnerable to scams.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:36 am
Yeah. It's only the INDIAN telemarketers that I can't be rude to. I verbally assault all the others.

Wink
Could it have something to do with Ghandi...??? :0
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:38 am
Lash- Is it possible that you see yourself as a goodwill ambassador from the US, and don't want to give foreign people the wrong idea about us? Very Happy
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:39 am
Lash wrote:
Yeah. It's only the INDIAN telemarketers that I can't be rude to. I verbally assault all the others.

Wink
Could it have something to do with Ghandi...??? :0


Or a secret love for Chicken Vindaloo ?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:40 am
Lash- What if the caller had a foreign accent, but it was not Indian?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 10:47 am
Hmmm... Goodwill ambassador....? Phoenix, you are a jewel! France has a picture of me with a red circle/ line through over my face at all of the airports.

Suck it, Frenchie!!!! [size=7]<except Francis>[/size]


But, when someone sounds like Ghandi, I feel the need to be patient and polite.

I have issues, I think.

I've never even had Chicken Vindaloo.

Is it really good? More satisfying that cursing a telemarketer?

Phoenix-- I don't know. I've been rude to Spanish accents... Good question. I may see them as American. I don't think I've had any other accents... You may be right!! Of course, a French accent would be met with derision!!! <unless it was Francis> I think you're right. Imagine! Lash: Goodwill ambassador!! Laughing
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 11:08 am
I have no problem hanging up on telemarketers - and I have been a telemarketer. At the same time I don't know how many wonderful free vacation packages I have swept away, new glass for my home so I don't have to wash my windows I have lost, and tremendous savings I have lost on my car insurance because of my rudeness. Next time they call I will say "tell me more!" THEN I'll hang up on them.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 11:14 am
I am amused by people who waste their time arguing with telemarketers, and playing nasty tricks on them. Even if you hate what they are doing, after all, they are attempting to make a living. I blow them off, but I am seldom nasty.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 01:14 pm
Lash, we must be polar opposites. I would never be rude to anyone with a French accent (mmm!)...but I have no problem being rude to Indian telemarketers. It's bad enough they interrupt me all day while I'm working, but I can't even understand what they're saying!

Me: "Hello, this is Eva. May I help you?"

Caller: "Allooo, majhr dswlip slkmdlenos rehwa ar apeler?"

Me: "Excuse me, but I didn't understand that."

Caller: "Majhr dswlip slkmdlenos rehwa ar apeler?"

Me: "Could you speak a little more clearly?"

Caller: "Maj-hr dswlip sl-kmdlen-os reh-wa ar apel-er?"

Me: "I'm sorry, but I cannot understand anything you're saying. Have someone call me who speaks English." <hangs up>
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