Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

What thread?

The one that's over

Over where? Over there?

Now I am scared

OMGawsh! It's Baaaaack!

Mwahahahahahahahahah

Who wants to know?

Interesting how that happened.

But how the heck are we able 2 know?

But didn't you know that you were able ?(2)(t00) (tw0)

it's all about the ability 2 acquire knowledge around here...

I thought if I didn't put in any more quarters, the game wouldn't start.

Aye, there's the rub! Adam knew Eve and look the hell where that landed us.



Where?

A little knowledge is a little bit dangerous.

That's true, Lusting, especially when one has so little as not to know the question, let alone its answer.

But now I understand the question, I think. It's not, as someone suggested, to be or not to be. No, but whether one has the authority and the audacity to stand up and say to all the world, this thread is dead! And I'm pretty sure the answer is yes, one does ... but only one: the Under-Secretary of the Dead Posts Society ... what's his name, the scrivener, Bartleby. Fortunately, the old fart hasn't been snooping around much in ages.

So do carry on. I'm outta here. Going back down to the archives looking for threads that've unraveled. You'd be surprised at the amount of interesting stuff down there. Dustier than hell, but that's no problem for a pepper sniffer.

EX pepper sniffer.

Resurrecting unraveled threads could be dangerous.

Right you are, madam, quite right. EX pepper sniffer it is.

In fact, EX practically everything, nowadays, saving, perhaps, emplary, parrot and, of course, spouse, and, I might add, maker of commas,.

No doubt that's true, especially when one pays little heed to a thread's R.I.P. (Rooting Information Protocol) and shifts things about willy-nilly.

As for my delvings, I confined myself to unearthing a couple of my old poetry threads, blowing the dust off, and carrying out a simple post-mortem, i.e., I posted to them. An exercise in futility; they remain as unobserved as the 10th commandment. So let 'em rot, I say, and the divil take the hindmost. Pacem in Terris.