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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:15 pm
@dyslexia,
um...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:35 pm
@mooglite,
You like us?

That's soooooo cute!!!


But you kind of sound mighty familiar to this little white bunny.

Like...you already know how to digress and all.

Ain't nobody digressed round here since...um....well, for a mighty long time.
mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:39 pm
@dlowan,
That's because I don't want to stand out. I've been reading it a little and I feel I understand this thread better than anyone.

I like how you say "us", like the thread is an actual place with villagers, fishmongers, a blacksmiths, other people. I feel that is basically true.

I am totally new to this honest, but I will have to bring an end to this thread sometime soon.

dyslexia I couldn't find you earlier than page 20.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:45 pm
@mooglite,
Quote:
I feel I understand this thread better than anyone.



Prithee share your insights, Grasshopper.
mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:51 pm
@dlowan,
What, exactly, would you like to know?
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:54 pm
@mooglite,
EVerything.



Settles in comfortably with popcorn and a portaloo....
patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:01 pm
@dlowan,
I've been reading for 43 seconds now, and haven't figured out who's alias this "moo-glight" is.

Someone tell me. I'm terribly uninquisitive.
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mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:07 pm
@dlowan,
Are you sure??? -

' " They were eventually forced to administer a drug to make him tell the truth, a truth drug."

His eyes rolled helplessly in his head.

"They gave him too much," he said in a tiny whimper. "They gave him much too much." He started to cry. (...)

"And when the trial continued," he said in a weeping whisper, "they asked Prak a most unfortunate thing. They asked him," he paused and shivered, "to tell the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth. Only, don't you see?"

He suddenly hoisted himself up on to his elbows again and shouted at them.

"They'd given him much too much of the drug!"

He collapsed again, moaning quietly. "Much too much too much too much too ..."

The group gathered round his bedside glanced at each other. there were goose pimples on backs.

"What happened?" said Zaphod at last.

"Oh, he told it all right," said the man savagely, "for all I know he's still telling it now. Strange, terrible things ... terrible, terrible!" he screamed.

They tried to calm him, but he struggled to his elbows again.

"Terrible things, incomprehensible things," he shouted, "things that would drive a man mad!"

He stared wildly at them.

"Or in my case," he said, "half-mad. I'm a journalist."

"You mean," said Arthur quietly, "that you are used to confronting the truth?"

"No," said the man with a puzzled frown. "I mean that I made an excuse and left early." '

- from Life, The Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:16 pm
@mooglite,
Either that or you're, um, a European person with hazel eyes, a Big Audio Dynamite song as your ringtone and nothing in your fridge but leftover halibut and Nutella. Not together, although you're considering that.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:22 pm
@mooglite,
We may confine ourselves to EVerything about your analysis of the thread, Light Mowgli, she said hurriedly.

Reaches for drink.....


Now get on with it, as what's his face said to Scherezade.
mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:25 pm
@jespah,
I am European, that bit's right, and I wouldn't mind some peanut and choc flavoured nutella...now you mentioned it...

You guys don't seem to be used seeing many strangers round these parts...
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:33 pm
@mooglite,
We's used to seein' strangers, pardner....jist not on this here thread.
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mooglite
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:34 pm
@dlowan,
How, though, to distinguish one's comprehension of the nature of the thread from everything else?

May I amuse you instead with peanut juggling?

If this is an exclusive thread, it should be ended now.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:45 pm
@mooglite,
Ha! You did not notice the connection between the hazel eyes and the fact that nutella is made of hazelnuts! Then again, neither did I but it's cold in here so I have an excuse.

Therefore, you are a European person with green eyes, film canisters in the fridge and the sound of a chainsaw revving up as your ringtone.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 07:34 pm
@mooglite,
Peanut juggling?


If you must.....
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 07:39 pm
@dlowan,
Can you imagine the insurance claim? Cause of death: a busted goober.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 08:16 pm
@dyslexia,
A little song,
A little dance
A little seltzer
down your pants.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 08:40 pm
@dyslexia,
Let him/her juggle ferrets.

Or Devils...Tasmanian Devils.
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 10:09 pm
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

Let him/her juggle ferrets.

Or Devils...Tasmanian Devils.


Hey! There'll be no animal juggling while I'm still around. Although I might be interested to see someone try to juggle Tasmanian devils. I'm guessing they wouldn't take like it much, and they'd let you know.

Peanut juggling? Doesn't do a thing for me.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 10:12 pm
@mooglite,
mooglite wrote:
I am European, that bit's right, and I wouldn't mind some peanut and choc flavoured nutella


what kinda European thinks there's anything peanutty about Nutella? that's just wrong
 

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