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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 12:19 am
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:



Roberta wrote:
I couldn't help myself. She made me do it. Poking me, poking me. What's a predator to do?

RIP bunny.


http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/archive/rabbit.jpg




Missed!!! That's poor little Cousin Ermintrude. I hope you know you have orphaned her 57 children? (The damn fathers never helped worth a damn.)


Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad







Bullfeathers. Cousin Ermintrude my ass. That's you. You don't even have the sense to lie down and shut up when you're dead.

You're impossible!!!! Evil or Very Mad



At last...someone sees deep into my soul.


Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Very Happy


Mr. Green And some say that deep-soul seeing is a dying art. Fie on them.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 06:43 am
Oh no...we've not started fieing people, have we????


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 06:50 am
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Yeah, it's really harsh and you don't get high at all. Why?


Oy!!!!


Well, you know, the koala tea of Mersey is not strained.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 06:51 am
dlowan wrote:
Oh no...we've not started fieing people, have we????


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


Fieing ON. The fieing ON people has started.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 07:29 am
patiodog wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Yeah, it's really harsh and you don't get high at all. Why?


Oy!!!!


Well, you know, the koala tea of Mersey is not strained.


I always thought that was "Mertzse"....like Ethel Mertzs, with an "e".


patiodog wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Oh no...we've not started fieing people, have we????


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


Fieing ON. The fieing ON people has started.




What difference does the preposition we are doing it in make?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 08:25 am
The preposition is essential. Consider, for instance, the different ramifications of the following phrases:

"I sh!t Jeff."

"I sh!t on Jeff."




Naturally, the 2 actions are quite different.

As to the location of the koala tea, the story was passed down to me as part of a rich oral tradition, and I can only report it as I hear it and within the limitations imposed by my not not inconsiderable knowledge of antipodean geography.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 08:35 am
patiodog wrote:
The preposition is essential. Consider, for instance, the different ramifications of the following phrases:

"I sh!t Jeff."

"I sh!t on Jeff."




Naturally, the 2 actions are quite different.

As to the location of the koala tea, the story was passed down to me as part of a rich oral tradition, and I can only report it as I hear it and within the limitations imposed by my not not inconsiderable knowledge of antipodean geography.



Are you prepositioning me?


Shocked


And, however you **** poor jeff, I think it is time you stopped.


The noive! What'd he ever do to you?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 09:57 am
Jeff is guiltless. I am merely holding him up as an example. It's arbitrary cruelty, and helps keep the crew in line.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 10:40 am
you gotta be shitting me...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jun, 2008 03:52 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
you gotta be shitting me...




Apparently, he is shitting ON you.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2008 07:54 am
I **** you knot.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2008 04:15 pm
patiodog wrote:
I **** you knot.



I think you are a naughty dog.


I sentence you to carry your own pooper scooper and plastic baggie.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2008 04:45 pm
dawgz ain't playin' witt homey... yo.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jun, 2008 06:45 am
Region Philbis wrote:
dawgz ain't playin' witt homey... yo.



Were you attempting to communicate something...or did your paw twitch?
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jun, 2008 10:15 pm
dlowan wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
dawgz ain't playin' witt homey... yo.



Were you attempting to communicate something...or did your paw twitch?


Deb - sometimes their language skills fail them when they are losing an argument. It comes out a bit like curdled grunting!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jun, 2008 10:43 pm
margo wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
dawgz ain't playin' witt homey... yo.



Were you attempting to communicate something...or did your paw twitch?


Deb - sometimes their language skills fail them when they are losing an argument. It comes out a bit like curdled grunting!


"Curdled grunting"!


Now THERE's a phrase!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:03 am
Here Reegie! Come boy!!!!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:04 am
no no, i had just eaten a big spoonful of peanut butter.

what i said was "yes, that is a suitable punishment for a canine that has strayed from The Light."

i am somewhat surprised that your rather elongated hearing organs were not able to decipher it...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:05 am
Region Philbis wrote:
no no, i had just eaten a big spoonful of peanut butter.

what i said was "yes, that is a suitable punishment for a canine that has strayed from The Light."

i am somewhat surprised that your rather elongated hearing organs were not able to decipher it...



Gooooood Boy!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2008 01:09 am
< panting contentedly >
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