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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 06:22 pm
Of course he meant it literally. Don't you know how these things work? Thirst and fasting and burning bushes and magic mushrooms -- I do not question the absolute certitude and earnestness of the instrument. But the player of the instrument does not mean it to be taken literally. Hell, she only occasionally takes it out of its case and plays it, the rest of the time its notes are subject to the whim of aging strings, ambient vibrations, and the soft percussion of falling motes of dust.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 06:27 pm
patiodog wrote:
Of course he meant it literally. Don't you know how these things work? Thirst and fasting and burning bushes and magic mushrooms -- I do not question the absolute certitude and earnestness of the instrument. But the player of the instrument does not mean it to be taken literally. Hell, she only occasionally takes it out of its case and plays it, the rest of the time its notes are subject to the whim of aging strings, ambient vibrations, and the soft percussion of falling motes of dust.



That's all very riffy an' sweet an' all......but if you wish to test the interpretation, just you try feeding a working hamster.


That's all I have to say.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 06:57 pm
Why, what happens? Have you actually tried this, or are you just relying on the incontrovertable word of Craven?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:12 pm
patiodog wrote:
Why, what happens? Have you actually tried this, or are you just relying on the incontrovertable word of Craven?



He nearly ripped my leg off..... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/Emergencies/Rabbits/Rabbit_with_bandage.jpg


You should have seen the poor HAMSTER!!!


I won't show the photo I smuggled out......let us draw a kindly curtain over its fate....



http://www.newgreenconsumer.com/images/green_death_hamster.jpg
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:15 pm
Two margaritas into a wonderful night:
I keep reminding myself to check into this thread because it seems so suspended from all the rest, so above the fray, but I forget for weeks at a time and thus miss all that goes on here.

So, I'd like to inject two thoughts:

1) never mind, this one is nonesense.
2) you all seem to be very earnest humans.

Joe(we others need humans like you we do.)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:17 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
Two margaritas into a wonderful night:
I keep reminding myself to check into this thread because it seems so suspended from all the rest, so above the fray, but I forget for weeks at a time and thus miss all that goes on here.

So, I'd like to inject two thoughts:

1) never mind, this one is nonesense.
2) you all seem to be very earnest humans.

Joe(we others need humans like you we do.)Nation



Y'all have fun now!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:19 pm
This evidence clearly has been manufactured by members of the orthodox conspiracy. I imagine at this point that you even believe your own lies, but without conclusive material evidence linking that clearly photoshopped hamstrangel to your alleged injuries -- videotape of the incident, or bite wounds with identifying dental imprints -- I cannot but disbelieve you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:13 pm
patiodog wrote:
This evidence clearly has been manufactured by members of the orthodox conspiracy. I imagine at this point that you even believe your own lies, but without conclusive material evidence linking that clearly photoshopped hamstrangel to your alleged injuries -- videotape of the incident, or bite wounds with identifying dental imprints -- I cannot but disbelieve you.




Ok.


But you know what they call dis-believers re this?



























































































meat pattios.




((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Patio))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))





You gotta do what you gotta do.............but, if'n you do it, my patio is always where I'll hold you in my heart.


Schniffffffff....I loved you, Patio, in a purely Platonic way, of course.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:15 pm
patiodog wrote:
This evidence clearly has been manufactured by members of the orthodox conspiracy. I imagine at this point that you even believe your own lies, but without conclusive material evidence linking that clearly photoshopped hamstrangel to your alleged injuries -- videotape of the incident, or bite wounds with identifying dental imprints -- I cannot but disbelieve you.


Joe(sez you)Nation
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:23 pm
See, now I'm nervous about feeding the hamsters. I mean, I never actually wanted to feed the hamsters to begin with, it's not like accepting this prohibition does me any harm personally. But see, rabbit, with your alarm-raising you've gone and derailed the entire discourse. Confronted with the difficulty of adopting a stance on the legality of prostituting individuals through this website, which clearly is going to be controversial no matter the stance, you've distracted us with tales of murderous dieting hamsters. I see what your game is now.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:32 pm
patiodog wrote:
See, now I'm nervous about feeding the hamsters. I mean, I never actually wanted to feed the hamsters to begin with, it's not like accepting this prohibition does me any harm personally. But see, rabbit, with your alarm-raising you've gone and derailed the entire discourse. Confronted with the difficulty of adopting a stance on the legality of prostituting individuals through this website, which clearly is going to be controversial no matter the stance, you've distracted us with tales of murderous dieting hamsters. I see what your game is now.



Always with the game, Patio.


So sibilantly sadly cynical.



My love is limpid laissez faire loyal l'etrange and long (and Platonic), yet, when you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that I've sinned.

Open your eyes, wee puppy, and you will see the sun.


Sigh......
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2008 03:39 pm
p.dog wrote:
I see what your game is now.

wascawee from the git-go...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2008 06:14 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
p.dog wrote:
I see what your game is now.

wascawee from the git-go...



NOW you're a flying vacuum cleaner??????
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2008 06:20 pm
dlowan wrote:


NOW you're a flying vacuum cleaner??????
nay... (see p.738)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 05:55 am
Region Philbis wrote:
dlowan wrote:


NOW you're a flying vacuum cleaner??????
nay... (see p.738)



I SAW page 238....and that looked like a flying vacuum cleaner, too.....you know, one like a Roombah.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 07:09 pm
Quote:
I SAW page 238....

WHAT did you saw on p. 238?...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 07:33 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
I SAW page 238....

WHAT did you saw on p. 238?...


Well, I saw a full size photo of the goddam vacuum cleaner SOMEWHERE on A2k very recently.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 07:37 pm
that would be on p.738... pay attention!
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 08:15 pm
'e's gone an been adducted by one o' dem alien-things.....
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2008 08:20 pm
I'm kinda followin' this, but I'll be damned if I'm workin back that far. If it is truly pertinent, please post a link to aforementioned page # 738.

Thanks, and I will retire to the gallery...

RH
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