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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 06:29 pm
Extension cords.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 06:32 pm
Yes, you can get them. Ask the pimply kid at the electronics store. He may not be Abel with the Cable, but he'll hook you up with what you need.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 06:53 pm
Roberta wrote:
Extension cords.



Yes, but special ones.


patiodog wrote:
Yes, you can get them. Ask the pimply kid at the electronics store. He may not be Abel with the Cable, but he'll hook you up with what you need.



Aaaaah!


Does it have to be a pimply faced person?



They can do it even though they come with multiple heads sprouting and in different colours?




WHAT is the name of that multi headed dog that guards the underworld....Cerberus?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 06:55 pm
Yep, Cerberus. In Zork he could be bribed with tasty treats. Not sure if the same will work with Pimplimpicus. I suspect a sliver of melon would grease the gears of commerce in this instance.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 07:13 pm
patiodog wrote:
Yep, Cerberus. In Zork he could be bribed with tasty treats. Not sure if the same will work with Pimplimpicus. I suspect a sliver of melon would grease the gears of commerce in this instance.


Well, I sure ain't touching no goddam pomegranate seeds.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 08:57 pm
GODDAMMIT!!!


Now I have no bed.


I am dismantling mine to have an ensemble instead.....but I have lost the correct sized allen key!!!




I blame all of you, you know.



It's your fault.





Mad
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 09:10 pm
Most men have a decent set of tools handy, by the way. :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 09:16 pm
Rockhead wrote:
Most men have a decent set of tools handy, by the way. :wink:



HAVE tools...didn't NEED tools...needed ALLEN KEY!!!!


And I found it, she said smugly, along with the key to the chest that I have been searching for for months.


However, I buggered up one of the holes trying to USE one of those tools..... a screw driver..... to undo the bolt, and now the Allen key won't fit that hole.


I'm a gonna hafta rip the last of it apart with me bare paws, methinks.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 09:21 pm
When it comes to this....
Bring out the BFH.
(Its a big hammer) Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 09:35 pm
Rockhead wrote:
When it comes to this....
Bring out the BFH.
(Its a big hammer) Razz



I only have a medium hammer.



I shall treat it as a small workout, with exploding wood, and sharp metal bolts.



Mmmmmmmmmmm........house fixin'.......like a small war, only it looks better at the end.




I hope,

Shocked




Later.


Well, hoorayf@ck, now it's wrestling the bedbase and mattress time.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 12:42 am
NOW the steenking legs and wheels won't screw into the %$#$%^^ing holes in the bottom of the bed base!!!


And I can't send it back...it was given to me.



So...do I super glue the *^^%$%ing things in, or what?



All this for a glorified mattress on the %^%^##$#ing floor?




I must say, I am a leetle provoked.




Plus...I just dropped the bed base on my paw.



Plus, my quite serviceable original bed is no more.





Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 06:52 am
sorry to hear about your domicidal troubles, wabbit.

i shall leave you now with these words of encouragement --
    never look a gift bed in the mouth...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:15 am
Region Philbis wrote:
sorry to hear about your domicidal troubles, wabbit.

i shall leave you now with these words of encouragement --
    never look a gift bed in the mouth...



GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:17 am
Lighten up, fluffy thing...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:18 am
Francis wrote:
Lighten up, fluffy thing...


Eat cheese French thing.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:24 am
I do.

And, from what I can observe, it tends to give me a nice mood...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:25 am
Francis wrote:
I do.

And, from what I can observe, it tends to give me a nice mood...



So...make a cheese souffle.
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:26 am
You mean, then I'll have to share?

Ok...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 07:41 am
Francis wrote:
You mean, then I'll have to share?

Ok...



Nah.


It was the only combination of lightness and cheese I could think of.


Feed it to the germ.


He'll only need a squillionth of a crumb.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 08:32 am
that's right, i'm low-maintenance...
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