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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Roberta
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:24 pm
Francis wrote:
Roberta wrote:
[ Men Rolling Eyes Go figure.


What a nitpicker, Roberta!

You know me sufficiently by now to know that I don't confuse leopardesque with cheetahesque. At least, not involuntarily.

But now you are confusing me with men. Sheesh!


Francis, I give a good go figure for both me and men. (Outstanding pun, btw.)

You should know me sufficiently to know that I don't care whether your "confusion" was deliberate or not. I will rise to most bait when animals are involved, cheetahs in particular.

Don't want anyone to think that I have anything against leopards. Magnificent animals. Very successful. Very beautiful. But there's a special place in my heart for cheetahs.

Am I caught up? No, there's jes and the bagels. Thanks for the treat.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 06:27 pm
jespah wrote:
A shmear is a smear of cream cheese. Lox is thinly sliced smoked salmon.

In that case, please pass me one. This sounds tasty.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:12 pm
Sounds ok, I guess.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:24 pm
Thomas wrote:
jespah wrote:
A shmear is a smear of cream cheese. Lox is thinly sliced smoked salmon.

In that case, please pass me one. This sounds tasty.


This one you should know, if you're moving to New Jersey. NJ's got some damn good bagels.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:37 pm
patiodog wrote:
Thomas wrote:
jespah wrote:
A shmear is a smear of cream cheese. Lox is thinly sliced smoked salmon.

In that case, please pass me one. This sounds tasty.


This one you should know, if you're moving to New Jersey. NJ's got some damn good bagels.



And some damn fine, hot, dogs, I hear.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:37 pm
How do I lift a tv that's too heavy for me to lift onto something higher?


I'm a little scared.


Do kung fu yells help?
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:54 pm
dlowan wrote:
How do I lift a tv that's too heavy for me to lift onto something higher?


I'm a little scared.


Do kung fu yells help?


No - the yells don't help!

That's what men are for, innit?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:55 pm
DID IT!!!!


I am wabbit, hear me roar!!!!



I got it from the old table onto the arm of a sofa, then to the BACK of the sofa......then up to the new cabinet!!!!



Yay!!!



Been waiting weeks to do that...forgot to ask for help with it whenever had someone else here.



Now...for rehooking it up to the other stuff. Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:57 pm
margo wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How do I lift a tv that's too heavy for me to lift onto something higher?


I'm a little scared.


Do kung fu yells help?


No - the yells don't help!

That's what men are for, innit?



Nope!!!!




Once I'm ready to do something, it gets done. Can't bear waiting.



I know it...I'm nuts!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:09 pm
weeks without tv?
that's cruel n' unusual...
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:13 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
weeks without tv?
that's cruel n' unusual...



Weeks with the new cabinet sitting stranded in the middle of the living room, and the tv on the old stand.


Isn't any bastid gonna say well done?


That tv weighs a ton.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:22 pm
Well done! (I like to move upright pianos around in my spare time; we can be nuts together.)
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:24 pm
Tai Chi wrote:
Well done! (I like to move upright pianos around in my spare time; we can be nuts together.)



Yay! Another nut!!!!


I once moved three HUGE baltic pine bookcases in the middle of the night, via a complicated system of chairs to pivot them on etc.


The last one fell on my shoulder.

Shocked Shocked Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad





But I MOVED dem bastids!
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:27 pm
Very Happy I was born a few weeks early after my heavily pregnant mother got it into her head to move a tall heavy china cabinet on her own. I guess it's genetic!
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:29 pm
<---- as you can see, i'm more of a shaker than a mover...
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margo
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:44 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
<---- as you can see, i'm more of a shaker than a mover...


Look more like a oozer than anything else!

Dun good, Deb!
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:49 pm
i am surprisingly dry to the touch...
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:54 pm
Tai Chi wrote:
Very Happy I was born a few weeks early after my heavily pregnant mother got it into her head to move a tall heavy china cabinet on her own. I guess it's genetic!



You may be cause, rather then effect. I gather sudden urges to move furniture can be a sign of impending labour!


Region Philbis wrote:
<---- as you can see, i'm more of a shaker than a mover...



I wish you'd put that thing away.


margo wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
<---- as you can see, i'm more of a shaker than a mover...


Look more like a oozer than anything else!

Dun good, Deb!



Praise at last!!!



Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed


I know it's pathetic, but how I love praise!






Region Philbis wrote:
i am surprisingly dry to the touch...





Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Roberta
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 11:43 pm
Deb, You lifted a bit TV? I'm impressed. Determination. Well done, querida.
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Thomas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 02:29 am
patiodog wrote:
Thomas wrote:
jespah wrote:
A shmear is a smear of cream cheese. Lox is thinly sliced smoked salmon.

In that case, please pass me one. This sounds tasty.

This one you should know, if you're moving to New Jersey. NJ's got some damn good bagels.

Speakin of Joisey an eatn -- remember Satriales, da Sopranos' powak stowa?

    [img]http://www.buynewyorktours.com/images/ny_on_location/sopranos_tour_satriales.jpg[/img]

Dey whacked da place.

The Star-Ledger wrote:
Remember Satriale's? You can fuhgeddaboutit[/size]

Sunday, November 11, 2007
BY ALLISON STEELE
Star-Ledger Staff

An empty lot, littered with rocks and roped off by chains, is all that remains of the butcher shop where Tony Soprano once held backroom meetings and sipped espresso at outdoor tables.

Satriale's, the Kearny landmark and fictional pork store that became one of the most infamous icons of the New Jersey mob world created by "The Sopranos," was demolished last month to make way for a condo development. Construction of the nine-unit project, dubbed -- what else? -- "The Soprano," is expected to start next year.

Full article
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