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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 06:27 am
Francis wrote:
Roberta wrote:
This thread will never end.


Such assertions are only wishes for immortality deeply rooted in human beings, (which your leopardesque attire can't hide), but meaningless in the great flow of time and the wheel of generations...

How was it as a contribution for this thread going on?



First, I ain't wearing no steenkin' leopardesque nuthin' Francis. This outfit is 100 percent cheetah.

Second, I have no illusions of immortality. (Our soles have sight of that immortal sea/Which brought us hither,/Can in a moment travel thither--Intimations of Immortality, W. Wordsworth) The bugs are gonna be running this thread long after I'm gone. And more power to them.

Third, not bad as a contribution--except for the leopardesque business.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 06:33 am
Roberta wrote:
Francis wrote:
Roberta wrote:
This thread will never end.


Such assertions are only wishes for immortality deeply rooted in human beings, (which your leopardesque attire can't hide), but meaningless in the great flow of time and the wheel of generations...

How was it as a contribution for this thread going on?



First, I ain't wearing no steenkin' leopardesque nuthin' Francis. This outfit is 100 percent cheetah.

Second, I have no illusions of immortality. (Our soles have sight of that immortal sea/Which brought us hither,/Can in a moment travel thither--Intimations of Immortality, W. Wordsworth) The bugs are gonna be running this thread long after I'm gone. And more power to them.

Third, not bad as a contribution--except for the leopardesque business.




I knew that leopard thing was gonna make yer hoppin' mad.....
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 06:41 am
Roberta wrote:
Thomas, That's the best you can do? I'm not impressed. Uh, don't you need a penis in order for one of those enlargement thingies to work. Gotta get me one of those. As for getting rich quick, I'd settle for not poor. Do you have a "not poor anymore" scheme? If so, count me in.

I don't have a "not poor anymore scheme". But that's where my Vicodin comes in. It makes you comfortably numb about your poverty. Interested?
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 07:42 am
dlowan wrote:
[
I knew that leopard thing was gonna make yer hoppin' mad.....


Saw that coming a mile away, did ya? Can't believe he made a comment about the wardrobe/persona. Men Rolling Eyes Go figure.


Roberta wrote:
Do you have a "not poor anymore" scheme? If so, count me in.

Quote:
I don't have a "not poor anymore scheme". But that's where my Vicodin comes in. It makes you comfortably numb about your poverty. Interested?


There's a serious flaw in your reasoning here, Thomas. Too poor to get the stuff. Nice try though.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 11:59 am
I heard this thread was ending, so I brought over some bagels.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 01:27 pm
Got any lox trim?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 03:18 pm
Old Chinese proverb:


Those who come to dance on grave
Often find self too grave to dance
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:12 am
jespah wrote:
I heard this thread was ending, so I brought over some bagels.


A bit premature, Jes. But since the bagels won't keep, I'll have mine with a shmear, some lox, and a slice of onion.

Thanks mucho.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:15 am
I understand onions, but what exactly is "shmear" and "lox"?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:30 am
Roberta wrote:
[ Men Rolling Eyes Go figure.


What a nitpicker, Roberta!

You know me sufficiently by now to know that I don't confuse leopardesque with cheetahesque. At least, not involuntarily.

But now you are confusing me with men. Sheesh!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:37 am
Francis wrote:
Roberta wrote:
[ Men Rolling Eyes Go figure.


What a nitpicker, Roberta!

You know me sufficiently by now to know that I don't confuse leopardesque with cheetahesque. At least, not involuntarily.

But now you are confusing me with men. Sheesh!




Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



That's a keeper.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:42 am
Do lagomorphs understand puns?
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:39 am
It's done now.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 07:51 am
Francis wrote:
Do lagomorphs understand puns?


Do chickens have teeth?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 08:18 am
Does the pope **** in the woods?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 10:33 am
Is Bear Catholic?

I dunno, I'm just asking.

A shmear is a smear of cream cheese. Lox is thinly sliced smoked salmon.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 11:19 am
If you're gonna talk about Bagels and Lox, you better have enough for the whole group.

My high school Chem teacher used to bring them once in a while.

Culture in Kansas. Whodathunk it.

(we may be gettin' close. An admin is talking about lox)
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 11:45 am
You have Jews in Kansas?

Actually, I know you do. I don't have rels there, I do in Tennessee, though. Elvis and the kreplachs.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 12:07 pm
We keep 'em in the schools, so we know what they're up to. :wink:

Lived around the corner from Elvis when I was there. He looks not so good now.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 05:19 pm
Oh no! Not the kreplachs!
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