There you are, Intrepid. Do you still have the flashlight? Lash and I were trying to have a pajama party last night. It would have been oh-so-much easier if we'd had the flashlight.
I could've found you with the flashlight, baby.
<oh, naughty>
So I missed a slumber party, huh? Dammit.
Phoenix32890 wrote:I must've slept through the whole thing! 
Always a good cover story.
J
Dont be down, you arent the only one who missed it. I am like that chick that shows up to the party with her Parcheesi board and everyone is passed out.
Intrepid wrote:Is everybody accounted for?
Ummm...I do not see any gray beards...so not everyone is accounted for.
I wanna be the girl in the middle of the 2 men....<sniff> I used to have such an exciting life...
Good to see ya, Frank ! Consider yourself accounted for.
(I had a Taylor Ham, egg and cheese on a hard roll for breakfast yesterday.)
I can relate to all of these, especially the elevator one.
25 reasons you know you have grown up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get u p, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
If Frank Apisa can't end a thread.... it ain't ever gonna end.
Not before a couple of pajama parties!!
Hilarious!!! And he's had his head under the covers!! He appears to have had far too much fun!!!
Will we ever get that smile off his face?
But is he the odd man?
Joe
(It must be so cold on the golf courses of New Jersey that even he cannot play.)
Yes, if you mean the only tanned old feller in the group.
I was thinking the weather in NJ must be deplorable, too, Joe.
