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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jul, 2007 06:16 pm
(starting a new page with a post that makes no sense unless you go back to p.634 is a sure-fire way to kill this thread once and for all)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jul, 2007 08:23 pm
What?
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:45 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
I think you just ended this thread, LTX.


Andrew, nothing will end this thread.
It's a matter of principle, you see!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 04:20 am
msolga wrote:
Merry Andrew wrote:
I think you just ended this thread, LTX.


Andrew, nothing will end this thread.
It's a matter of principle, you see!


Da Puddytat tells it like it is.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 10:31 am
Shhh... the thread is sleeping. It needs a little rest.

(Let's check back after, say, twenty years.)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:04 pm
Wah-hoo!!!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:09 pm
Shocked

JEEBUS, you startled me.

keep it down would you?
some of us are tryin' to sleep at our desks...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:26 pm
Bwah-hah-hah!!
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:33 pm
As we speak, my granny is working on a sure-fire internet lullaby.

You don't want to mess with my gran.


[img]http:grannyfromyawn...

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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:34 pm
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 02:49 pm
.
http://www.snakeworld.com/pictures/greenvinesnake2001e.jpg

i've decided to have a staring contest with a green vine snake...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 03:21 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
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http://www.snakeworld.com/pictures/greenvinesnake2001e.jpg

i've decided to have a staring contest with a green vine snake...


You both have lidless eyes, so it's a case of who can live longer without food, or who cramps first.


I'd ante up on the snake re the food, but on you re the cramping.


The snake might get bored first and decide it's a terminally dumb thing to do, though.

I believe it has the bigger brain.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 03:27 pm
i have eyelids.
they make a clicking noise when i blink.

but i ain't gonna show you, wabbit.

and i'll have you know my brain is proportionally larger.
so put that in your pipe and smoke it...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 03:46 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
i have eyelids.
they make a clicking noise when i blink.

but i ain't gonna show you, wabbit.

and i'll have you know my brain is proportionally larger.
so put that in your pipe and smoke it...


1. Unless you show me I won't believe it. Mantises are well known liars.

2. Prove it.

3. PIPE?! Never touch the filthy things.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 03:48 pm
Gee, that snake looks vaguely familiar. (What's a matter. You didn't like the octopus?)

The mantid and the vine snake. Two impressive predators. My money's on the snake. No offense, Reg, but in a staring contest, eyelids are a liability. No blinking allowed.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 03:50 pm
Oops. Posted in the middle of a debate. Sorry to intrude.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 04:16 pm
Roberta wrote:
Oops. Posted in the middle of a debate. Sorry to intrude.



No intrusion.

Cheetah trumps both.


Hey....have you guys read "My Family and Other Animals"?


(If you haven't....DO IT NOW!!!)


There's a great gladiatorial contest between a mantis and a gecko in it.




Sorry Region, the Gecko wins.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 08:34 pm
Jeez, he's a noisy bugger - that Andrew person!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 05:14 am
i won!

vine snake (the chump) flicked his tongue and slithered off in defeat...
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 06:29 am
Bullfeathers, Reg. I'm supposed to believe this? Vine snakes are stubborn, determined, and infinitely patient. You? Stubborn maybe. Why was nobody invited to witness?

I'm very disappointed in you. First you purloin a photo I spent hours looking for (well, minutes). Then you make up a cock and bull story about winning a staring contest against an animal that doesn't blink.

BUGS!!! Feh.
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