dlowan wrote:Montana wrote:You guys have no will power at all!
Yes we do.
We just prefer not to use it.
Same here. I never did like being told what to do
Wrabbit wrote:Some may recall that, a while back, I asked for bets about whether Cicerone Imposter, or Dutchy, would replace me as the member with the most posts first.
Dutchy is now light years ahead...
Region Philbis wrote:Wrabbit wrote:Some may recall that, a while back, I asked for bets about whether Cicerone Imposter, or Dutchy, would replace me as the member with the most posts first.
Dutchy is now light years ahead...
Yah, Dutchy's been out there in outer space for a while now. Approaching Andromeda now, I think. D'ye think he'll ever come bavk?
Ok...it's old:
A man was in a long line at his local store. As he got to the
register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most
of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told
the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One
box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with
a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register he told her he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him
to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
Region Philbis wrote:i don't get it...
That's 'cuz it was posted on the wrong thread. It belongs on the worst jokes of all time thread.
(feigning injury, she is secretly pleased...)
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I think it has something to do with male sheep.
Bad jokes? You want bad jokes? I'll give you bad jokes.
Abraham says to Isaac, his son: "I wat to get that new video game for our computer, the one with all those bells and whistles."
Isaac says: "But, dad, our computer doesn't have enough memory for that kind of sophisticated software."
And Abraham answers: "That's all right, son. God will provide the RAM."
Merry Andrew wrote:Bad jokes? You want bad jokes? I'll give you bad jokes.
Abraham says to Isaac, his son: "I wat to get that new video game for our computer, the one with all those bells and whistles."
Isaac says: "But, dad, our computer doesn't have enough memory for that kind of sophisticated software."
And Abraham answers: "That's all right, son. God will provide the RAM."
Andy, Isaac didn't have enough tsuris with his father planning on cutting his heart out? He now has to endure this joke. Poor guy.
Roberta wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:Bad jokes? You want bad jokes? I'll give you bad jokes.
Abraham says to Isaac, his son: "I wat to get that new video game for our computer, the one with all those bells and whistles."
Isaac says: "But, dad, our computer doesn't have enough memory for that kind of sophisticated software."
And Abraham answers: "That's all right, son. God will provide the RAM."
Andy, Isaac didn't have enough tsuris with his father planning on cutting his heart out? He now has to endure this joke. Poor guy.
Yep...god sure did a Job on him.
Honestly, what do we prophet from this kind of punnery?
patiodog wrote:Honestly, what do we prophet from this kind of punnery?
Americans!!!!
Always with the prophet motif.
