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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

Forums: Humor, Resistance Is Futile, The Power, Power To End Thread, Neverending
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 01:54 pm
No, that's a jumbo shrimp.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 03:30 pm
I don't mind a bit of erotic photogtpahy. But why are these naked people bleeding?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 03:34 pm
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50324002/Leather__Whips__Paddles___Floggers.jpg
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 03:38 pm
Ahhh, so.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 03:45 pm
You don't want to know what I had to look at to find that picture.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 03:52 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
what do you make of this Applebee's sidebar ad?

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/73/applebeesne9.gif

i am disturbed by the flesh-colored shapes.

what's it supposed to be?


They're prawns.


AFTER they've had the pooh tube and whatever the hell else is there carefully removed.


You can see the bifurcation where it was.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2007 04:00 pm
Nothing at Crappleby's happens carefully except the disposal of the diners' teeth.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 11:27 am
what if the free dinner consists of the remnants of the previous diners who were also looking for the free meal?

and so on, and so forth, ect., et al...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 11 May, 2007 12:47 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
what if the free dinner consists of the remnants of the previous diners who were also looking for the free meal?

and so on, and so forth, ect., et al...


If the price is reduced by half for every time it's recycled, I think you may be on to something. People with an iron gut and the need to do the deed could dine on Maine lobster for pennies a day...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:15 am
hi.
my name is Region P., and i have a problem.

i can't stop posting to this thread.

can you help me?
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caribou
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:29 pm
er, hi

My name is caribou.

No, I can't help you stop posting on this thread cause my problem is I can't stop reading this thread.

Huh, we need an intervention.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:34 pm
<sweating>

I WILL NOT HIT SUBMIT
I WILL NOT HIT SUBMIT
I WILL NOT HIT SUBM
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:34 pm
dammit!
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caribou
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:46 pm
I had to come back to see what you wrote.







Look what you've done, now you have ME posting.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 04:54 pm
you are so NOT helping...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 05:10 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
hi.
my name is Region P., and i have a problem.

i can't stop posting to this thread.

can you help me?


You're quite beyond help, Region. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a terminal case of chronic postitis. It's an incurable condition. The good news is that it can be treated to a certain extent with frequent injections. But now I forget what it is you inject.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 05:11 pm
You guys have no will power at all!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 05:20 pm
Montana wrote:
You guys have no will power at all!


Yes we do.

We just prefer not to use it.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 05:27 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
hi.
my name is Region P., and i have a problem.

i can't stop posting to this thread.

can you help me?


You're quite beyond help, Region. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a terminal case of chronic postitis. It's an incurable condition. The good news is that it can be treated to a certain extent with frequent injections. But now I forget what it is you inject.

i should've gotten my postate checked years ago...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 05:29 pm
dlowan wrote:
Montana wrote:
You guys have no will power at all!


Yes we do.

We just prefer not to use it.


Well said. It takes a lot of will power to not exercise one's will power.
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