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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 11:36 am
I have a totally different definition of frisky.

I doubt I would ever had experienced sex otherwise.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 02:26 pm
jespah wrote:
Snorting. Please, make it stop. A colleague snorts while he laughs. Argh.


Is that grossly offensive because done regularly?


Would you equally abhor a very occasional snort?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 02:37 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
I once went out with a guy (I was VERY young), who used to say "There's a pig under the table", and make these loud, snorting noises.
Occasionally, when I am feeling particularly frisky and droll, I will imitate him! Laughing


I'm glad there wasn't a farting dog under the table.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 02:43 pm
NickFun wrote:
Phoenix32890 wrote:
I once went out with a guy (I was VERY young), who used to say "There's a pig under the table", and make these loud, snorting noises.
Occasionally, when I am feeling particularly frisky and droll, I will imitate him! Laughing


I'm glad there wasn't a farting dog under the table.


All roads on this thread lead to farts.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 03:51 pm
A farting dog under the table is the sign of a complete home. You should wish for so much. It would sadden me to have naught but tables unfarted-under-by-dogs.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 04:20 pm
patiodog wrote:
A farting dog under the table is the sign of a complete home. You should wish for so much. It would sadden me to have naught but tables unfarted-under-by-dogs.


You ARE a dog.

It's you what does the farting.

You forgot, didn't you?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 05:55 pm
Old dog dementia. I've been dodging it for the last 20 years or so.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 08:32 pm
Is this the fart thread?

I've been sniffing around for it.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 08:33 pm
Silent, deadly, and still very much alive.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:24 am
dlowan wrote:
jespah wrote:
Snorting. Please, make it stop. A colleague snorts while he laughs. Argh.


Is that grossly offensive because done regularly?


Would you equally abhor a very occasional snort?


Frequent or infrequent, it remains offensive. I should bring in a farting dog, which I prefer to a snorting colleague any day.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:58 am
Snort.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:58 am
http://content.crazytomato.com/wapfly/colour/690306.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:04 am
Region Philbis wrote:
http://content.crazytomato.com/wapfly/colour/690306.gif


You blow me away sometimes Amoeba.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:07 am
there's like a bazillion-jillion of my kind inside that critter, working away frantically so he can carry out his calling in life...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:13 am
Region Philbis wrote:
there's like a bazillion-jillion of my kind inside that critter, working away frantically so he can carry out his calling in life...



So...please let me see if I have this straight.


Jespah is married to the fart motherlode, and what she chooses to focus her ire upon is a hapless colleague who snorts?


So.....Jespah has a thing for farts?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:14 am
i have procured a recording of some of my buddies in action using a scanning electron microscope:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gifhttp://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gifhttp://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gif
http://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gifhttp://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gifhttp://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/84693088644555ac64e213.gif

notice how they work in unison, almost drone-like...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:18 am
Stretch those microtubules! Really reach! I want you to feel the glycolysis!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:20 am
patiodog wrote:
Stretch those microtubules! Really reach! I want you to feel the glycolysis!



You go anywhere near my glycolosis and your mandible is toast.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:32 am
I wasn't going to feel it myself!




Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 07:21 am
patiodog wrote:
I wasn't going to feel it myself!




Ewwwwwwwwwwww!



You're a vet.


You're gonna spend your life feeling a lot worse than that.
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