Anyhoo, they are hyperactive...what you think of as play may be the result of sufficient random motion for you, with your pattern making brain, to interpret as play.
Could be. Could also be that I'm right. After all, the concept of "play" is a human construct. And I'll construct it how I please, thankee.
So here.
Hoity toity!!!
I think it's time to remove the ferret from our arse.
Did I mention that dressing ferrets up is ferret abuse?
Yecccchhhhhh!
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Region Philbis
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Sat 18 Nov, 2006 05:47 pm
sporty...
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dlowan
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Sat 18 Nov, 2006 05:55 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
sporty...
HOW did you do that when I couldn't?
Damn microbe!
:wink:
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Sat 18 Nov, 2006 08:35 pm
patiodog wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If you killed that ferrett, pdog, so help me.... I will track you down and beat you senseless.
I'm already senseless. I beat you to it.
bastard
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dlowan
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Sat 18 Nov, 2006 08:54 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
patiodog wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If you killed that ferrett, pdog, so help me.... I will track you down and beat you senseless.
I'm already senseless. I beat you to it.
bastard
Yeppers....I guess he got to beat your beloved meat.
Sorry, Gus....
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jespah
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Sun 19 Nov, 2006 05:45 pm
Oh my. I opt for the Ferret Fritters.
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patiodog
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Sun 19 Nov, 2006 05:57 pm
Five forlorn ferrets frittered in a frittata
Can't stop eating 'em although I know I oughta
If I ever pause for breath then perhaps I'll drink a lotta
Weasel-wolverinerade to wash out the ricotta
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:43 am
patiodog wrote:
Five forlorn ferrets frittered in a frittata
Can't stop eating 'em although I know I oughta
If I ever pause for breath then perhaps I'll drink a lotta
Weasel-wolverinerade to wash out the ricotta
A Pie Where Forty Two Naughty Ferrets Lie
I think I could die for a stargazy pie
Where forty two ferrets look up to the sky,
And as I munched 'em, I'd regretfully say:
"I TOLD you, me darlin's: 'Don't play where you prey!' "
(Just in case you don't know what Stargazy Pie is, it is normally made from fish, and here one is:
)
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patiodog
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:51 pm
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:59 pm
patiodog wrote:
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Too much grass.
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Merry Andrew
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 04:14 pm
Grass? Someone here sharing some grass?
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 04:17 pm
This sort
Dogs eat it.
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Region Philbis
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 07:49 pm
grassy-ass...
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patiodog
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Mon 20 Nov, 2006 10:46 pm
Cud be...
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dlowan
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 01:37 am
patiodog wrote:
Cud be...
Groan
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patiodog
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:02 am
Grain
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dlowan
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:14 am
patiodog wrote:
Grain
...is the root of all weevil.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:17 am
That should kill it.
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edgarblythe
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:19 am
I would hope so.
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dlowan
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Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:19 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That should kill it.
Odd, yet strangely apt...one mentions weevil, or evil, and Gus appears, as if called.