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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 03:19 pm
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
Anyhoo, they are hyperactive...what you think of as play may be the result of sufficient random motion for you, with your pattern making brain, to interpret as play.


Could be. Could also be that I'm right. After all, the concept of "play" is a human construct. And I'll construct it how I please, thankee.

So here.



Hoity toity!!!


I think it's time to remove the ferret from our arse.



Did I mention that dressing ferrets up is ferret abuse?


Yecccchhhhhh!



http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/theferretstore_1920_117299959
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 05:47 pm
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/theferretstore_1920_117299959.jpg

sporty...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 05:55 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/theferretstore_1920_117299959.jpg

sporty...



HOW did you do that when I couldn't?


Damn microbe!










:wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 08:35 pm
patiodog wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If you killed that ferrett, pdog, so help me.... I will track you down and beat you senseless.


I'm already senseless. I beat you to it.


bastard
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 18 Nov, 2006 08:54 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
patiodog wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If you killed that ferrett, pdog, so help me.... I will track you down and beat you senseless.


I'm already senseless. I beat you to it.


bastard


Yeppers....I guess he got to beat your beloved meat.


Sorry, Gus....


Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 05:45 pm
Oh my. I opt for the Ferret Fritters.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 05:57 pm
Five forlorn ferrets frittered in a frittata
Can't stop eating 'em although I know I oughta
If I ever pause for breath then perhaps I'll drink a lotta
Weasel-wolverinerade to wash out the ricotta
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:43 am
patiodog wrote:
Five forlorn ferrets frittered in a frittata
Can't stop eating 'em although I know I oughta
If I ever pause for breath then perhaps I'll drink a lotta
Weasel-wolverinerade to wash out the ricotta



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

A Pie Where Forty Two Naughty Ferrets Lie



I think I could die for a stargazy pie
Where forty two ferrets look up to the sky,
And as I munched 'em, I'd regretfully say:
"I TOLD you, me darlin's: 'Don't play where you prey!' "





(Just in case you don't know what Stargazy Pie is, it is normally made from fish, and here one is:

http://www.cornishlight.co.uk/2005/star-gazy-pie.jpg )
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:51 pm
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 03:59 pm
patiodog wrote:
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.



Too much grass.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 04:14 pm
Grass? Someone here sharing some grass?
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 04:17 pm
This sort


http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.tv/images/why-is-grass-green.jpg

Dogs eat it.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 07:49 pm
grassy-ass...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 10:46 pm
Cud be...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 01:37 am
patiodog wrote:
Cud be...



Groan
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:02 am
Grain
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:14 am
patiodog wrote:
Grain



...is the root of all weevil.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:17 am
That should kill it.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:19 am
I would hope so.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 07:19 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That should kill it.


Odd, yet strangely apt...one mentions weevil, or evil, and Gus appears, as if called.
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