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How did dlowan come up with that masterpiece so quickly?!
the force that through the green fuse drives the flower
drives this damned thread
Dammit, Philbis, where do you get these things?? (And why isn't that somebody's avatar?)
There'll be no farting on this thread,
There'll be no farting on my head,
You may not fart in here at all,
You may not fart within a mall,
You may not fart in street nor store,
You may not fart, not any more.
You may not fart in bar nor pub,
You may not fart in snug nor club,
You may not fart in any home,
Nor write about it in a poem,
And if you do, you'll live in dread
Of Bunny vengeance on your head.
There WILL be farting on this thread!
And I WILL be farting on your head!
I can and will fart and ball
At the store or at the mall!
I'll cut cheese at pub or club
And even at the tavern, bub!
Into your home I'll come to fart,
And reflatulate 'til it's blown apart!
The bun bun's wrath I do not fear,
For none can stand what's in my rear!
Whether or not you choose to fart,
You must admit it's quite an art
To devise these nifty signs and games
To make us laugh and who's to blame?
I view it through a convex lens,
These tributes to wry flatulence.
(How the hell did this turn into the Dueling Doggerel thread???)
I fart in your general direction!
I fart at upcoming election!
I fart on the dj's best selection!
I fart even with an erection!
!
Let those write doggerel who can,
But only if you make it scan.
A thing, it seems, beyond the grasp
Of those who fart, and make us gasp.
Need just one more line, Deb, and you've got a limerick.
Let those write doggerel who can,
But only if you make it scan.
A thing, it seems, beyond the grasp
Of those who fart, and make us gasp.
I just don't know how the hell he can.
Merry Andrew wrote:Need just one more line, Deb, and you've got a limerick.
Nope....2nd and 3rd lines have too many syllables.
If you know the white rabbit down under
Then you know of her flatulent thunder.
Last Thursday she let fly
After pastrami on rye
And caused all of Ad'laide to chunder.
By far dlowan puts on quite a show,
using words that rhyme and easily flow
Bravo Dlowan for your amazing post
quite humorous so here's a toast
A toast to the D and the rhyme on Gas
quite amusing indeed, on what comes from the ass
Put a smile on my face you really did
So I guess this determines that this thread will live.
I'm not too educated on the forms of and different poetry
I just write what rhymes and it seems to come naturally.
Some of the shorts that you've left on this thread
sound alot like the creation of something from Dr.seuss' head.
I have this book! You know, there's more farting going on around here than the last time my son had his friends over.
As Walter and I are friends, let me tell you that it goes along with this:
That's how we communicate offline - I never had told it here, on the other hand
Walter Hinteler wrote:That's how we communicate offline - I never had told it here, on the other hand
You two communicate off line with farts?
