Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

chai latte for me

and maybe one or two of those mini oatmeal cookies

anyone else wanna cookie?

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No dog vomit this morning.

It's a good day.

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I was taking a leak this morning and my bathroom door (which I shouldn't have closed) has a gap between the bottom of the door and the floor of about two inches.

Just enough space for my cat to stick her leg under and snare my little toe with one of her razor-sharp claws. I let out a scream and started pissing on the wall behind the toilet.

My toe is still bleeding and the cat is still hiding under the couch.

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Thinking about what she might have gone for with the door open, I'd say you got off lucky.

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No, she's afraid of snakes.

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So it's the forked tongue that would throw her, eh?

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crayon851 wrote:

That episode was by fart he funniest out of all the episodes.

brilliant use of the space bar, crayon...

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Region Philbis wrote:

crayon851 wrote:
That episode was by fart he funniest out of all the episodes.

brilliant use of the space bar, crayon...

Bacteria don't fart.

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Of course they do! It's just not very loud!

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NickFun wrote:

Of course they do! It's just not very loud!

Nonsense.

No GI tract with bacterialilla (weeny weeny weeny bacteria) to produce gas.

Use your logic!

Damned if I know how the thing types.

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dlowan wrote:

NickFun wrote:
Of course they do! It's just not very loud!

Nonsense.

No GI tract with bacterialilla (weeny weeny weeny bacteria) to produce gas.

Use your logic!

Damned if I know how the thing types.

Whazzat, then?

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Is this the thread where you ask a question?

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tycoon wrote:

Is this the thread where you ask a question?

No. Why?

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Perhaps bacteria don't have a GI tract but they still eat and defecate. When we reek of body odor the smell is actually the defecation of the bacteria, not the bacteria themselves. Where there is excrement, there is farting.

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NickFun wrote:

Perhaps bacteria don't have a GI tract but they still eat and defecate. When we reek of body odor the smell is actually the defecation of the bacteria, not the bacteria themselves. Where there is excrement, there is farting.

Proof please.

With recordings.

With authentification.

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NickFun wrote:

Of course they do! It's just not very loud!

You've never been to our house, have you?

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This will be the post to end it all,

i'll slay this monster and make it fall

This thread started out with an end in mine,

That would be me ending it after some time

But yet even after my mightiest attempts,

its still standing here 400 plus pages and still no end

So as I said i will be the end to this,

read these words but do not post on it.

Its hard for me to believe that such a topic can persist for so long,

When all the major topics I've seen are already long gone

We can keep posting nonsense on this thread,

but it will just keep growing even after we've all gone to bed

As you can see I'm speaking in rhyme,

that's what this did to me, this old thread of mine.

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Thanks for the memories.

Razz

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You cannot stop this mighty thread,
You cannot lay its fun to bed.
You cannot stop it with a gun
You cannot stop it with a nun
You cannot stop it with a verse
You cannot stop it with a hearse.
And, if you try my waxy friend,
We'll melt you down, and YOU will end.

You cannot all our fun befuddle...
If you persist, you'll be a puddle.

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bun bun is in rare form this day.

'tis a shame i've got to put nose to grindstone for not inconsiderable stretched of time

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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

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