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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:53 am
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Self-loathing rabbit, can't even admit to her own identity, like Wabbit/rabbit, Frankenstein/Frahnkensteen. It's sad, really, but bun bun will have to face up to her heritage sooner or later.

Quote:
We're just playing, and we haven't even begun.



I'm pretty much out of material, really. Except for nibbling on the scenery, recycling nervous half-digested feces, f*cking like mad, fleeing in terror and sometimes breaking their own wee backs in the process, and getting eaten by intelligent animals with proper depth perception -- well, there's just not much to rabbits, you know?



Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go give my junk a good once-over. And I can feel free to take my time, because I know nothing's going to turn me into stew if I relax for more than half a second.


I have one word for you......puppy chow mein.


Sure, a few bipeds here and there may nosh on newfie, but carnivores and omnivores mammalian and avian the world over know that the rabbit is little more than frightened furry food.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 10:07 am
DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 11:43 am
Did you mean?

Die thread,

[size=28]Die!!!!!!!!!![/size]


Um, I think you may need bigger ordinance!
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 03:28 pm
Threads like this laugh at your silly artillery (and raillery, too, for that matter). An RPG couldn't kill this thread.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 03:50 pm
patiodog wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Self-loathing rabbit, can't even admit to her own identity, like Wabbit/rabbit, Frankenstein/Frahnkensteen. It's sad, really, but bun bun will have to face up to her heritage sooner or later.

Quote:
We're just playing, and we haven't even begun.



I'm pretty much out of material, really. Except for nibbling on the scenery, recycling nervous half-digested feces, f*cking like mad, fleeing in terror and sometimes breaking their own wee backs in the process, and getting eaten by intelligent animals with proper depth perception -- well, there's just not much to rabbits, you know?



Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go give my junk a good once-over. And I can feel free to take my time, because I know nothing's going to turn me into stew if I relax for more than half a second.


I have one word for you......puppy chow mein.


Sure, a few bipeds here and there may nosh on newfie, but carnivores and omnivores mammalian and avian the world over know that the rabbit is little more than frightened furry food.


Any ******* pooch thinks I'm frightened is a dead pooch.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 03:56 pm
Lemme sniff my vitals.




....













Nope, still alive.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 04:43 pm
IT JUST WON'T DIE!!!


http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/brainwd211.jpg
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crayon851
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 01:39 am
Intrepid wrote:
Did you mean?

Die thread,

[size=28]Die!!!!!!!!!![/size]


Um, I think you may need bigger ordinance!


What you mean by that is, as taken from the simpsons,

The thread, the

Oh by the way I can read minds. You are all thinking "What is crayon thinking?" and "This thread should long be over"
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crayon851
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 01:47 am
What do you think the next stages in evolution would be?

If physical attractiveness is the more sought after trait as it is now, do you think the future will have people who more or less look the same based on our standards of what is attractive right now?

Square jaw, curves, etc.

AND why can't we fly, read minds, shoot optic beams like in x-men, or use any of those amazing feats? Wouldnt they all be an advantage to us?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 02:26 am
That oughta kill it.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 03:31 am
Women,......... always have to have the last word.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 04:11 am
dadpad wrote:
Women,......... always have to have the last word.



...........................................................................................
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 07:52 am
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
Women,......... always have to have the last word.



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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:15 am
This thread has gone to the birds, dogs and rabbits.


Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:24 am
Intrepid wrote:
This thread has gone to the birds, dogs and rabbits.


Razz


I beg your pardon?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:29 am
Nice E-collar.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:32 am
patiodog wrote:
Nice E-collar.




Embarrassed

Thankee.....and YOU'D know collars, wouldn't you?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:33 am
I'm not a police dog.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:37 am
patiodog wrote:
I'm not a police dog.



You're a DOG.
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Sat 28 Oct, 2006 08:39 am
Stop chewing the alfalfa long enough to figure out the pun, wouldja?

Sheesh. Rabbits.
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