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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 10:54 pm
dlowan wrote:
Intrepid wrote:
Shocked
Didn't you believe my link? Crying or Very sad


There, there...don't cwy.
She's a lawyer.

She doesn't even believe herself.


It was cold here this morning. So cold, in fact, that a lawyer had his hands in his own pockets.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 03:57 am
patiodog wrote:
That's right, therapist. Coddle the pathetic.










pickin' on wee defenseless lawyers...


Defenseless? I was a defense attorney. Side of the angels, you know that. Gave it all up for the glamorous world of IT.

Er, .... feh.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:45 am
p-dog wrote:
Didn't the protozoon say he was an amoeba a while back? Did he not object strongly to being characterized as a paramecium?!?!?





(please someone just confirm this. i don't want to have to search.)

ok... confession time...

technically i am paramecium... but... ...

< SIGH >

my great, great, great, great grandmother Amanda was an amoeba.
no one in my family has spoken of this in quite some time, for they are deeply ashamed of their skewed heritage.

but i think Amanda must've been a good microbe, despite her obvious shortcomings.



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

feels good to get that particular monkey off my vacuole...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:53 am
Region Philbis wrote:
p-dog wrote:
Didn't the protozoon say he was an amoeba a while back? Did he not object strongly to being characterized as a paramecium?!?!?





(please someone just confirm this. i don't want to have to search.)

ok... confession time...

technically i am paramecium... but... ...

< SIGH >

my great, great, great, great grandmother Amanda was an amoeba.
no one in my family has spoken of this in quite some time, for they are deeply ashamed of their skewed heritage.

but i think Amanda must've been a good microbe, despite her obvious shortcomings.



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

feels good to get that particular monkey off my vacuole...



Given your kind's reproductive methods, that is a crock of horse patootie.


You ARE your grandmother.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:08 am
nothing and nobody can rain on parade today, wabbit.

nice try, though...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 02:47 pm
Splitting paramecia seems to be more fun than splitting hares...er...hairs.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 02:54 pm
http://cdbaby.name/s/p/splittinghares.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 03:35 pm
splitting haires is only a temporary measure...
the horny bastids just keep multiplying -- just like my kind do Mr. Green
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 04:56 pm
Paramecia do exchange genes, you know. They do mate. They're even particular about their mates.

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1202068

Dunno about no amoebas, though.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 04:04 am
patiodog wrote:
Paramecia do exchange genes, you know. They do mate. They're even particular about their mates.....


Well, we did meet through the personals.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 05:11 am
patiodog wrote:
Paramecia do exchange genes, you know. They do mate. They're even particular about their mates.

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1202068

Dunno about no amoebas, though.



They're particularly WHAT about their mates?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 05:50 am
Particularly particular, bun bun. Type A will only do the nasty with Type D, Type B with Tyce C, or somesuch. Really, the ins and outs of microbial flirting and dating are beyond my comprehension.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 04:19 pm
particles make me horny...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 04:25 pm
I can see that. Your cilia are going crazy.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 25 Oct, 2006 04:30 pm
my vacuoles are all a-tingle...
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crayon851
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 01:13 am
Heres an idea to dawdle on, guess my gender! HAH! Can't quite put your finger on it eh
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 02:50 am
crayon851 wrote:
Heres an idea to dawdle on, guess my gender! HAH! Can't quite put your finger on it eh


I believe you are rawther young.


Therefore, it would be a criminal offence for most of us to put a finger on it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 04:45 am
And downright skeery.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 05:50 am
It's a trick question. Crayons have no gender. The used to bear racial assignations, but that, too, has since gone by the wayside. They are solely dependent for social identification on the emotional reaction to the colorer to their particular shades.

Sadly, relations between crayons and the colorblind are as fraught with conflict as ever.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 05:54 am
crayon851 wrote:
Heres an idea to dawdle on, guess my gender! HAH! Can't quite put your finger on it eh

(male)
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