Merry Andrew wrote:There once was a poster named Joe
Who thought he'd give limericks a go.
His attempt wasn't tepid,
It helped our Intrepid
In laying this thread really low.
Some think that they've laid the thread low...
They've giv'n it a last deadly blow,
But the thread just says "Bite me!
Your weak hope to smite me
Just gives me a warm steady glow!"