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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:18 am
dlowan wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
But most of all, I am curious about the price of corn.

Does anyone know?


Too low....according to the farmers.


Then I must concentrate on the hemp. Thanks for the heads-up, Lowan.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:30 am
curiouser and curiouser ...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:31 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
dlowan wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
But most of all, I am curious about the price of corn.

Does anyone know?


Too low....according to the farmers.


Then I must concentrate on the hemp. Thanks for the heads-up, Lowan.


The hemp'll be too low according to the farmers, too.

According to the manufacturers it will be too high, thus causing them to cut workers' wages.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:46 am
I awoke this morning thinking about Gus and Lash so I got out my calculator and started doing linear regressions on rainfall in my neighborhood for the past 1,000 years. I concluded that there is a 30% chance for rain today.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:49 am
dyslexia wrote:
I awoke this morning thinking about Gus and Lash so I got out my calculator and started doing linear regressions on rainfall in my neighborhood for the past 1,000 years. I concluded that there is a 30% chance for rain today.



Uneasy, I note, sleeps the head that wears the stetson.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:52 am
If this keeps up, tomorrow I will do multiple regressions just to keep my head clear.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:55 am
dyslexia wrote:
If this keeps up, tomorrow I will do multiple regressions just to keep my head clear.



You'll end up back in the womb.


And there's no way that's gonna be easy for you or your mum.


Shocked
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:58 am
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
If this keeps up, tomorrow I will do multiple regressions just to keep my head clear.



You'll end up back in the womb.


And there's no way that's gonna be easy for you or your mum.


Shocked
Yes and me mum is quite concerned. As she used to say "if you're going outside to play you have to stay otuside, no running in and out."
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:20 am
mums are funny that way.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 01:28 pm
I don't find chrysanthemums amusing.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 01:41 pm
jespah wrote:
I don't find chrysanthemums amusing.

Your are probably not aware of their petals.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 01:57 pm
dyslexia wrote:
I awoke this morning thinking about Gus and Lash so I got out my calculator and started doing linear regressions on rainfall in my neighborhood for the past 1,000 years. I concluded that there is a 30% chance for rain today.

You needed a calculator? You're slippin, Cowboy. Very Happy

On the up side, I am happy to see I'm getting my dollar's worth from Aunt Kadisha, Mistress of the Root.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 02:51 pm
dyslexia wrote:
jespah wrote:
I don't find chrysanthemums amusing.

Your are probably not aware of their petals.


Just what are the pitfalls of Christmas?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:18 pm
jespah wrote:
I don't find chrysanthemums amusing.


Every time somebody says that, a mum dies.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:19 pm
Crying or Very sad Bwaaa! Crying or Very sad
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 05:33 pm
See?


http://people.ucsc.edu/~dramadon/The%20Dead%20Mother%20and%20Child



http://www.gap-system.org/~history/BigPictures/Lovelace_5.jpeg
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 04:40 am
Dang, I'm scared. And what does this all have to do with Ole Saint Nick?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:17 am
and what does it have to do with Old Nick?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:20 am
This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:26 am
http://www.agriculture.state.ia.us/images/corn62006.gif
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