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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 09:17 am
Damn, I had to wait until the third date for this treatment.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 10:40 am
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Do you have a microscope handy so I can see it?

rest assured the appendage in question is proportional in size... and sometimes it gets larger.

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Damn, I had to wait until the third date for this treatment.

that was some third date, wasn't it? :wink: Mr. Green
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 03:12 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
Do you have a microscope handy so I can see it?

rest assured the appendage in question is proportional in size... and sometimes it gets larger.

Quote:
Damn, I had to wait until the third date for this treatment.

that was some third date, wasn't it? :wink: Mr. Green


...uh...proportional to what, exactly? You're an amoeba after all.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 03:27 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
Do you have a microscope handy so I can see it?

rest assured the appendage in question is proportional in size... and sometimes it gets larger.

Quote:
Damn, I had to wait until the third date for this treatment.

that was some third date, wasn't it? :wink: Mr. Green


...uh...proportional to what, exactly? You're an amoeba after all.


An amoeba with delusions of grander.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 03:54 pm
Just the facts. "The most famous species, Amoeba proteus, is 700-800 μm in length, but many others are much smaller."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 04:07 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Just the facts. "The most famous species, Amoeba proteus, is 700-800 μm in length, but many others are much smaller."



That "μm" thing, in case our would be uber amoeba seeks to mislead us, is a micron. This is what a micron is:

Micron

The word micron has the following meanings:

A micrometre (American spelling: micrometer, symbol µm), that is, one millionth of a metre. The term was officially sanctioned as part of the metric system from 1879-1967 and is still used in some fields of activity.
In vacuum physics the expression 'micron' stands for 'µm Hg' which is equal to 0.13328 Pa



Yep, like said, do PLEASE "whip it out" you sweet little thing you.



















:wink:
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 07:49 pm
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An amoeba with delusions of grander.

not only do i work out, but i've started taking the steroids.
i'm getting frickin' huge.

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do PLEASE "whip it out" you sweet little thing you.

i thought u'd never ask...
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:11 pm
It's not your appendage that gets huge with steroids. Laughing Razz
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:34 pm
everything grows, bro.
evvvvvvvvvverything...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:39 pm
http://www.theofficecompany.com/images/Animated/Goblin_hopping_sm_wht.gif

a 1, and 2, and 3, and 4...



<phew>


ok -- 16, 17, 18...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 10:01 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
http://www.theofficecompany.com/images/Animated/Goblin_hopping_sm_wht.gif

a 1, and 2, and 3, and 4...



<phew>


ok -- 16, 17, 18...


I don't know how to say it Region, but now you look like a booger.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 10:02 am
(i think you just did...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 06:58 am
I did not.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 10:19 am
may that your fluffy little tail get caught in a wait-a-bit bush on your way to the cabbage patch...
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Vega
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 10:36 am
Yay! So it ends now...
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 11:45 am
Not so fast.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 11:47 am
(Sigh.)

And I was SO hopeful yesterday.

(Sigh.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 05:32 pm
Why do you hate America...I mean life....Eva?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 05:34 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
may that your fluffy little tail get caught in a wait-a-bit bush on your way to the cabbage patch...


**** like that don't stick to my fur....
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Vega
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2006 10:40 am
this is actually very people don't give up. and well just look at this thread its almost 350 pages hehehe. well now that i have entered i wont give up. im here to win and u'll see... Razz
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