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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 08:05 pm
Okay, it's official. This thread will go on forever. Any thread that has a Rod McKuen song in it and doesn't die immediately becomes immortal.


Joe(It's a rule)Nation
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 08:10 pm
Confession: I spent most of my twenties singing or reciting McKuen to nubile lasses with fair to middling results. Thank you, Ron.
Here's an unpublished one re: Spring

So much of Spring

I never saw so much of Spring
as I see now. The tender willow
turning amber. The nightingale,
the sparrow in the heavens
raving.
The moon behind the spider
making web, now blotted out by
geese in trumpet, home again,
home again, home to spring.
The toad has found his roadside.
Butterflies are jumping
from cocoons, ants and crickets
share the bush and every truth of
this sweet season.

The moon is now a pearl, a cloud
its shell, as in the tall bamboo and
reed cicadas sing
in four party harmony.



I think the older seasons envy
spring and well they should. The
roses are not blood-red or purple
in extreme. A subtle pink, a lazy
lavender, no single petal scorched
by sun. All things al dente,
underdone.

How is it that in all my years I never
saw this much of Spring? To think
I once believed that tenderness
lay underfoot of Autumn.
I am the aging sparrow's twin
suffering from ill attention, as all
souls concentrate on April things.



© Copyright 1998 by Rod McKuen & Stanyan Music Group. All rights
reserved and no part may be reproduced in any form without written
permission of © owners.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 09:11 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
Okay, it's official. This thread will go on forever. Any thread that has a Rod McKuen song in it and doesn't die immediately becomes immortal.


See, Joe? And you said I wasn't trying. Rolling Eyes
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 09:52 pm
The d..y..s.. is REALLY a poopityhead now!!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 09:52 pm
Thousands of yeras from now this thread will have spread to planets beyond ours and our names will become famous as the originators of this thread.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 09:53 pm
"How is it that in all my years I never
saw this much of bunnytime?. . . as all
souls concentrate on bacon things. "

Immortal words, really. Laughing
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:13 pm
this thread is immortal
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:13 pm
cyphercat wrote:
"How is it that in all my years I never
saw this much of bunnytime?. . . as all
souls concentrate on bacon things. "

Immortal words, really. Laughing


Might have to be my new sig line... Sheer poetry.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:14 pm
You read Mc Kuen???
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:18 pm
Is there a reason why we should end the sardines?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:20 pm
You Can See Her Window From Here wrote:
Is there a reason why we should end the sardines?


To put them out of their misery?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:22 pm
There must be a better sollution. We can get them help for their misery.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:23 pm
Put mustard on them and put them on a cracker.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:24 pm
Wait. They're teepees now.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:25 pm
Well, it'll blend in well with the bonfire.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:33 pm
Why are you all on about teepees? Don't you know it's all about the Morris dancers?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:34 pm
Do i have the power to end a Morris dancer? ^^! HAHA!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:46 pm
"bacterium" now.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 10:59 pm
You people are all high on something, aren't you ?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:00 pm
LTX's sig line is great...gets better with every change...
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