Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

Anybody know of other songs that include months in them?

For starters:

It's June in January
September Song
Shine on Harvest Moon (no months in title, but a lot in lyrics)
See You in September

Anybody know of any others?

No, but I do know I Don't Like Mondays.

Ruby Tuesday, by the Rolling Stones.

That is my contribution.

If We Make it Through December

If we make it through December
Everythings gonna be all right I know
It's the coldest time of winter
And I shivver when I see the fallin snow

If we make it through December
I got plans of bein in a warmer town come summer time
Maybe even California
If we make it through December we'll be fine

I got laid off down at the factory
And there timings not the greatest in the world
Heaven knows I been workin' hard
I wanted Christmas to be right for daddy's girl
Now I don't mean to hate December
It's meant to be the happy time of year
And why my little girl don't understand
Why daddy can't afford no Christmas here

If we make it through December
Everythings gonna be alright I know
It's the coldest time of winter
And I shivver when I see the fallin' snow

If we make it through December
I got plans of bein' in a warmer town come summer time
Maybe even California
If we make it through December we'll be fine
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April, comes she will,
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain.
May, she will stay,
Resting in my arms again.

June, she'll change her tune.
In restless walks she'll prowl the night.
July, she will fly,
And give no warning to her flight.

August, die she must.
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold.
September, I'll remember.
A love once new has now grown old.

I love that song, dys.

My squirrel is a complete pancake today.

He was lumpy only yesterday.

Calendar Girl, I don't know who sang it, though.

September Gurls- Big Star

September gurls do so much
I was your butch and you were touched
I loved you well never mind
I've been crying all the time
December boys got it bad.

September gurls I don't know why
How can I deny what's inside
Even thought I keep away
Maybe we'll love all our days.

When I get to bed
Late at night
That's the time
She makes things right
Ooh when she makes luv to me.

This one doesn't list a particular month, but it always makes me think of Spring.


JEAN
Rod McKuen

Jean, Jean, roses are red
All the leaves have gone green
And the clouds are so low
You can touch them, and so
Come out to the meadow, Jean

Jean, Jean, you're young and alive
Come out of your half-dreamed dream
And run, if you will, to the top of the hill
Open your arms, bonnie Jean

Till the sheep in the valley come home my way
Till the stars fall around me and find me alone
When the sun comes a-singin' I'll still be waitin'

For Jean, Jean, roses are red
And all of the leaves have gone green
While the hills are ablaze with the moon's yellow haze
Come into my arms, bonnie Jean

Jean, you're young and alive!
Come out of your half-dreamed dream
And run, if you will to the top of the hill
Come into my arms, bonnie Jean

Nobody has ended this thread....yet.

How about this?

Alan T. Sherman
Computer Science Department
University of Maryland Baltimore County
Baltimore, Maryland 21228
and
Institute for Advanced Computer Studies
University of Maryland College Park
College Park, Maryland 20742

June 21, 1990 (revised April 1, 1991)


Abstract

A superpolylogarithmic subexponential function is any function that asymptotically grows faster than any polynomial of any logarithm but slower than any exponential. We present a recently discovered nineteenth-century manuscript about these functions, which in part because of their applications in cryptology, have received considerable attention in contemporary computer science research. Attributed to the little-known yet highly-suspect composer/mathematician Maria Poopings, the manuscript can be sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical Mary Poppins. In addition, we prove three ridiculous facts about superpolylogarithmic subexponential functions. Using novel extensions to the popular DTIME notation from complexity theory, we also define the complexity class SuperPolyLog/SubExp, which consists of all languages that can be accepted within deterministic superpolylogarithmic subexponential time. We show that this class is notationally intractable in the sense that it cannot be conveniently described using existing terminology. Surprisingly, there is some scientific value in our notational novelties; moreover, students may find this paper helpful in learning about growth rates, asymptotic notations, cryptology, and reversible computation.

Keywords. Algorithms, asymptotic notation, complexity theory, cryptography, cryptology, DTIME, mathematical humor, Maria Poopings, Mary Poppins, musical computer science, reversible computation, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, superpolylogarithmic subexponential functions, SuperPolyLog/SubExp.

Neil Sedaka

I love, I love my calendar girl
Yeah, sweet calendar girl
I love, I love, I love my calendar girl
Each and every day of the year.

(January) you start the year off fine
(February)you're my little valentine
(March)I'm gonna march you down the aisle
(April) You're the Easter Bunny when you smile

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(May) Maybe if I ask your dad and mom
(June)They'll let me take to you to the Junior prom
(July) like a firecracker all aglow
(August) When you're on the beach you steal the show

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(every day of the year)

(September)Light the candles ay your sweet sixteen
(October) Romeo and Juliet on Halloween
(November)I'll give tahanks taht you belong to me
(December)You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, i love , I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year).

Sorry, Diane. You were saying?

nimh and soz could have a spat here. It certainly murdered her Obama thread.

Obama? That sounds like a black name. Is soz or nimh black?

O'Bama -- its irish...

speaking of falling poll numbers, does anyone know how Idi Amin was doing in the Uganda polls before he relocated to Saudi Arabia?

the truth about the floating green breast implants

Didn't Idi eat up his polls?

Oh, he was doing VERY well. OR ELSE!