Come on...Knock on Chai's Door!

I don't smoke and I don't chew
and I don't go with girls that do.

I didn't wear my panties.

I could tell, by the dandruff on your shoes.

How is it possible to laugh so hard and be so grossed out at the same time?

<Disgust is edging out the hilarity, though.>

You old wanker!

Enough of the old, already!

Young wanker is an improvement?

Any time anyone uses the term "wanker" in their post, they get a point. Who ever has the most points, wins.

OK Bella....how many points do I get for this?



The wankers song (by Ivur Biggun)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

He's a wanker, he's a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
He's a wanker, He's a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

32 base points for the number of times wanker was used. And 10 points for allowing us access to that glorious song.

apparently there is an entire Wanker publication...

check it out...

http://georgeclark.com/wanker/index.html

in addition an internet guide to writing like a wanker... I offer it up strictly as an entertainment, because most folks here do not require instructions in order to write like wankers....

http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html

portrait of a world class wanker....

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000600.html

I left for a few minutes, and was completely out wankered.

with squinney out of town my wanking skills are becoming highly developed.... more's the pity.

Thanks Bella!

That really perked me up!

perky enough to pass the pencil test?

wankers everywhere wanna know

Right one's okay.....

left.....hmmm, throw those shoulders back!

whooooooooooa


be careful when you're throwin' those things around

Yeah, you could put somebody's eye out!