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Come on...Knock on Chai's Door!

 
 
Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:20 pm
Chai is longing for the days of threads like "The Line". Her sadness is apparent in each post she makes. I think I actually saw a cyber tear fall. Let's make her feel better by dorppig by and visiting her! Tell a joke, make a funny, rub up against her leg. Come on! Just knock three times....and leave your pants at the door.

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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:41 pm
I don't smoke and I don't chew
and I don't go with girls that do.
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:53 pm
I didn't wear my panties.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:01 pm
I could tell, by the dandruff on your shoes.
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:08 pm
How is it possible to laugh so hard and be so grossed out at the same time?

<Disgust is edging out the hilarity, though.>

You old wanker!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:08 pm
Enough of the old, already!
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:10 pm
Young wanker is an improvement?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:18 pm
Any time anyone uses the term "wanker" in their post, they get a point. Who ever has the most points, wins.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:31 pm
OK Bella....how many points do I get for this?



The wankers song (by Ivur Biggun)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

He's a wanker, he's a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
He's a wanker, He's a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:33 pm
32 base points for the number of times wanker was used. And 10 points for allowing us access to that glorious song.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:51 pm
apparently there is an entire Wanker publication...

check it out...

http://georgeclark.com/wanker/index.html
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:54 pm
in addition an internet guide to writing like a wanker... I offer it up strictly as an entertainment, because most folks here do not require instructions in order to write like wankers....

http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:58 pm
portrait of a world class wanker....

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000600.html
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 05:26 pm
I left for a few minutes, and was completely out wankered.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 05:30 pm
with squinney out of town my wanking skills are becoming highly developed.... more's the pity.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 06:35 pm
Thanks Bella!

That really perked me up!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 06:38 pm
perky enough to pass the pencil test?

wankers everywhere wanna know
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 06:46 pm
Right one's okay.....

left.....hmmm, throw those shoulders back!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 06:56 pm
whooooooooooa


be careful when you're throwin' those things around Shocked
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 08:52 pm
Yeah, you could put somebody's eye out!
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