material girla saidQuote:So is it like a dip?
Actually its like a green spackle that can be used for fixing small cracks in the plaster. Guacamole has several uses that arent talked about by the guacamole advisory board
Guacamole can be
1agreat glue for dentures
2a rodent trap, they get stuck in it an **** themselves to deth
3dried guacamole lumps can be very good fire straters for wood stoves or fireplaces
4keep flies out of the kitchen by moving a bucket of guacamole into the living room
5soundproofing for that extra special sound system in your car
6You can spread it out on parking lots where it will outlast normal macadam coatings
There are a few hundred uses for this stuff, and in emergencies , it can be used as a food substitute.