I'd love to be in Tonga right now. Well, not in a a Tonga hospital or in a prison, if I can choose though.
dagmaraka wrote:funerals are interesting for another reason, not so much for the 'good vibe', as for the fashion. how many creations are good looking in black? what kinds of hats are in fashion and where did they get them? is there a guy standing near a parked black car, leaning on a window, wearing a hat, sunglasses and a long black coat like in the movies? who of the present have slept with the deceased (ok, that only if that's not a funeral of anyone i know well)...
Who has the most dandruff?
I dunno about hospital stays as I haven't had any. But, I tend to like funerals. Mostly because it's the only time I get to see so many friends and or relatives at one time.
dag wrote:who of the present have slept with the deceased
It is very important to know if you are speaking of the present or the past of the deceased.
If you are referring to the present, then I guess I might be on that list. But I don't recall nailing that particular broad while she was alive.
I'm not big on hospitals. First time, i was in with a broken collar bone, and the guy in the bed next to me kept pickin' sharpnel outta his legs, and droppin' it into a metal bed pan on the night stand--used to drive me crazy.
The second time, i had shigelosis--i was delirious for ten days, and lost 65 pounds in that period of time. I went from 200 lbs. to 135--and when i came to my senses, i was weak as a kitten. It took me about an hour to walk to the shower room across the hall. Then i got undressed and sat down and rested. Then i got under a hot shower. About an hour and a half later, the nurse had found my bed empty and was lookin' for me. She found me sitting on the tile under the shower, too weak to go back to bed. But i was clean, and relatively content.
ehbeth we had chicken sausages today. They were "spicy italian" purchased at Trader Joe's. A wonderful excuse to eat mustard and drink beer.
Tonight, i combined the left-over chicken from the fat, fat hen with some black bean salsa, some sweet white onion, a clove of garlic (the chicken already had a strong garlic flavor) and heated it, then we added avocado and sour cream--mmmm, yummy ! ! !
Oh go right ahead, Set. I've run out of Viagra.
