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What happens to a pig when he converts to Islam....

 
 
Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 11:00 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4605202.stm




http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41208000/jpg/_41208332_glow203.jpg

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Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that "glow in the dark".

They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the world which are green through and through....



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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 11:04 am
What's the purpose of fluorescent pigs? To distinguish
the pig eaters from the rest?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 11:26 am
Two Questions

1. why do you post this in this category when you're obviously going for the laugh?

2. What made you think there was any humour whatsoever contained in this post?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 12:09 pm
I think he's converted to something, and the glow in the dark stuff is rotting his brain....


Just a thought.


What colour do pigs glow when they convert to christianity, or judaism?
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 12:46 pm
Shocked Shocked Pigs are religious? Shocked Shocked
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 12:48 pm
Obviously in Taiwan, as gunga is teaching us.
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 01:35 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
What's the purpose of fluorescent pigs? To distinguish
the pig eaters from the rest?


To help stem cell research. The pigs supposedly have green fluorescent protein (GFP) in every cell, so their stem cells would glow green. No better way to see where stem cells go once injected in the body than to give them a marker that glows fluorescent.

What I can't understand is what this topic is doing here in S&R and what Islam has to do with it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 01:37 pm
What Islam has to do with it is Gunga Din's obsessional hatred of Muslims. What S & R has to do with it is anybody's guess, and i'm not certain even Gunga Din knows the answer to that one.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 01:41 pm
Momma Angel wrote:
Shocked Shocked Pigs are religious? Shocked Shocked


I know some religious that are dirty pigs, but it's not you...
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 01:45 pm
Francis wrote:
Momma Angel wrote:
Shocked Shocked Pigs are religious? Shocked Shocked


I know some religious that are dirty pigs, but it's not you...


Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up, coz that sort of thing will end up in attracting a certain someone back to this post with more of his insane rhetoric.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 01:58 pm
Islam I am, Islam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham...
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 03:36 pm
Pearls before swine, swine before pearls.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 04:17 pm
Urizen says
"hereinafter thy name shall be Gungaflake"
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raprap
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 07:00 pm
Jewish pigs glow pink,
Hindi ones green,
it is only in Islam
where porkind is true blue.

Rap
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 07:08 pm
What happens to a pig when he converts to islam?

He becomes a "moo" slim!

Oh wait, thats cows.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2006 07:26 pm
http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/laughing1.gif Shocked
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jan, 2006 12:14 pm
I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam.
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