The race for great sex ends at 50

With men, Kicky, it really sort of is "use it or lose it".

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Actually, I am quite looking forward to it, as all my old mates (who are also going through the half century barrier)

So, you're going to be 50 this year Spanky?

• Everything gets stiff except the bits that should
• The nicest anticipation is stretching out on the bed - alone
• All food is tough - except coffee
• Your grandchildren ring to see if you'll talk to mummy.
• Your best dance is done outside the bathroom door
• You still love walking, especially being brought back home by the police.
• You plan vacations by looking at the photos from previous trips
• If young women smile at you, you know you've forgotten to wipe the toothpaste off your mouth, or button your shirt, or put on your cardigan the right way round, or…
• You still love talking. Even telephone calls from India are fun.
• She still loves playing games. You know she's hiding somewhere.
• The young woman that delivers the meals on wheels is real pretty.
• The highlight of your year is the doctor saying he does not need to see you for two months

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• Everything gets stiff except the bits that should

Yes, I've been warned about this, so I've purchased two ten inch rulers and a roll of sticky tape.