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Yer up awful early, Lordofthebangersandmash . . .

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

My wife once took me to a swapping party.

All she was offered was an old ironing board and a pair of oven gloves.

Lawd E,

Perhaps you are not vigorous and tolerant enough behind closed doors...

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Setanta wrote:

Yer up awful early, Lordofthebangersandmash . . .

Yep.....laying there wide awake, thinking "Shall I try it on with the Missus?, or go downstairs and make a coffee?"

I turned over and turned on the old charm, to see if I was in luck.

So....here I am, having a coffee.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Setanta wrote:
Yer up awful early, Lordofthebangersandmash . . .

Yep.....laying there wide awake, thinking "Shall I try it on with the Missus?, or go downstairs and make a coffee?"

I turned over and turned on the old charm, to see if I was in luck.

So....here I am, having a coffee.

Crikey, between that and the luck you had at the swapping party... well, cirkey.

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Walter Hinteler wrote:

Well, it's just that we have such here since ... I don't know how long.

(Just read that we had about 250 swinger clubs before 1990, now something like 400 to 500. Plus uncountable "more privat" ones = not advertising.)

Heh. I was talking with some girl, dont remember if she was American or Hungarian, and we were joking somehow about this kind of thing, and she said: "or he could go to Germany, you know that everybody does wife-swapping and swingers clubs there!"

Seriously. I'd had no idea this was one of the stereotypes about Germans (like that whole nudism culture and stuff), but there it was. Apparently it is.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

My wife once took me to a swapping party.

All she was offered was an old ironing board and a pair of oven gloves.

And she didn't take it????????

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Three cheers for Canada and three more for common sense.

In the Poconos a few years ago, outraged church goers forced a local resort to cancel a late March get together for married couples who liked to spank each other.

Late March (after ski season but before warm weather fun) is a slow season for resorts. The Spanking Set had reserved the entire resort and planned all indoor activities.

All the same, decency was offended and decency was preserved.

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Do any of you believe in GOD?
Do you know the definition of promiscuity?
How about the oaths of marriage?
Have you ever heard of STD's?
If you want to so called "swing", why not get divorced and be a prostitute, then you can whore around and get paid. You will get plenty of sex that way! Swinging and other forms of debauchery are what is wrong with the world today. I like to think I'm more than an animal?
God gave me a brain, not just some sex organs!!!

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Re: Do any of you believe in GOD?

maddendominata wrote:

Do you know the definition of promiscuity?
How about the oaths of marriage?
Have you ever heard of STD's?
If you want to so called "swing", why not get divorced and be a prostitute, then you can whore around and get paid. You will get plenty of sex that way! Swinging and other forms of debauchery are what is wrong with the world today. I like to think I'm more than an animal?
God gave me a brain, not just some sex organs!!!

I can think of a few things with much more impact on the decline of the world today...Ignorance being high on that list.

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Rationalization and displacement!
First of all to state ignorance on my part is absurd.
Like the old saying, don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Well what is some borderline got pleasure from cutting off their arm and said don't knock it till you try it.
BS. I have a brain, I want my arm, I don't want STD's, and I don't care what other people do I will do whats right.
As far as worse things in the world. Bad rationalization. Although murder is worse on a scale of crimes when compared to theft. Theft is no less a crime. Wrong is wrong. Thats like the little kid getting caught and saying, well look what Billy's doing, it's much worse. Just because there are things much worse with the world doesn't make this right. Just because a law said it's ok doesn't make it right. They obviously had bigger battles to fight in Canada.
If you want to screw around don't get married.
The essence of what marriage is blows out the window with swinging.
I'm liberal in some areas but not in others. Thats why I have yet to get married. I knew I couldn't commit and may cheat. And swinging is just that. Just because you both know doesn't mean your not cheating.
Your cheating each other out of giving of oneself to commitment with another person. End of story.

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Re: Rationalization and displacement!

maddendominata wrote:

End of story.

End of your version of the story.

That's all.

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Precisely!
I'm opinionated and stand up for what I think is right.
I was raised with morals and values.
When one of you swingers spreads herpes, warts, chlamydia, gonohrea, syphilis, HIV or any other dreadful disease to all you swingers in the community. I hope you have the same pride. And I hope I have the same ignorance to not feel sympathy for you!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Rationalization and displacement!

maddendominata wrote:

First of all to state ignorance on my part is absurd.

Who called you ignorant? I said it was a problem. You assumed I was talking about you. Guilt will do that to you.

maddendominata wrote:

Like the old saying, don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Well what is some borderline got pleasure from cutting off their arm and said don't knock it till you try it.
BS. I have a brain, I want my arm, I don't want STD's, and I don't care what other people do I will do whats right.

What the heck does cutting your arm off have to do with allowing people to live theIR own lives with your passing judgement?

maddendominata wrote:

As far as worse things in the world. Bad rationalization. Although murder is worse on a scale of crimes when compared to theft. Theft is no less a crime. Wrong is wrong. Thats like the little kid getting caught and saying, well look what Billy's doing, it's much worse. Just because there are things much worse with the world doesn't make this right. Just because a law said it's ok doesn't make it right. They obviously had bigger battles to fight in Canada.

So, you think that a couple who is living their life happily as swingers should be lumped into the same catagory as a murderer? Nice.

maddendominata wrote:

If you want to screw around don't get married.
The essence of what marriage is blows out the window with swinging.

Swinging isn't screwing around. To screw around you need to be doing it behind your partners back. And I assure you, swingers are doin' it right out in the open.

Not to mention, it's YOUR essense of what marriage that is being blown out the window. Your RELIGIOUS notion of marriage.

maddendominata wrote:

I'm liberal in some areas but not in others. Thats why I have yet to get married. I knew I couldn't commit and may cheat. And swinging is just that. Just because you both know doesn't mean your not cheating.
Your cheating each other out of giving of oneself to commitment with another person. End of story.

Again, that's your definition of it. SOme people consider cheating to be any sort of emotional attachment outside of a marriage. Other consider it ot be kissing. Some can forgive that but not sex. You lump everyone into your neat little Jesus Freak package and call it good. Well, the world doesn't work that way.

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Re: Precisely!

maddendominata wrote:

I'm opinionated and stand up for what I think is right.
I was raised with morals and values.
When one of you swingers spreads herpes, warts, chlamydia, gonohrea, syphilis, HIV or any other dreadful disease to all you swingers in the community. I hope you have the same pride. And I hope I have the same ignorance to not feel sympathy for you!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, you are a vicious little thing, aren't you?

If you can't play with the big kids without throwing a hissy fit, then don't play with the big kids.

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Ive got an axe to grind!
Only being real. Yeah I've done a lot of wrongs in my life.
The murderer analogy you must not of gotten.
Let me break it down half pace.
Murderer is to all the worlds worse problems
as thief is to swinger. Get it.

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Re: Ive got an axe to grind!

maddendominata wrote:

Only being real. Yeah I've done a lot of wrongs in my life.
The murderer analogy you must not of gotten.
Let me break it down half pace.
Murderer is to all the worlds worse problems
as thief is to swinger. Get it.

No, I don't get it.

Because you clearly stated here

maddendominata wrote:

Swinging and other forms of debauchery are what is wrong with the world today.

That says to me that it's either right up there with murder or it's above it in making all the problems in this world. If you'd have said, it's ONE of the problems and not gotten your underpants in a bunch and wished warts on us all, then perhaps, I might have taken your post a little differently. But as it is, you feel quite strongly about this topic and therefore I assumed that you must rank it right up at the top of the problems with the world.

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and also
your comparison of cheating... stating they're doing out in the open. That is weak. So the thief is not a real bad problem compared to murderer and beyond that, if a thief steals blatently in your face does that make him no longer a thief. If a liar lies straight to your face or a car salesmen gives it right to your face and still is screwing you does it make it ok?

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Re: and also
Does wishing HIV on someone make your hate right?

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Re: and also

maddendominata wrote:

your comparison of cheating... stating they're doing out in the open. That is weak. So the thief is not a real bad problem compared to murderer and beyond that, if a thief steals blatently in your face does that make him no longer a thief. If a liar lies straight to your face or a car salesmen gives it right to your face and still is screwing you does it make it ok?

Depends, now doesn't it? If you allow it, then it isn't a crime against you. If you are ok with it, it isn't a crime.

If you are not forced to allow the thief to steal from you, then they aren't stealing from you.

Duh.

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maddendominata wrote:

your comparison of cheating... stating they're doing out in the open. That is weak.

In this particular legal situation - swinging is not done behind partner's backs - it's done with the partner. That is part of the general definition of swinging - couples choosing to swing together. Not cheating.

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