Some gay men are gloriously hot,
others are not
Like men in general, I guess.
ebeth-
Back in college I had a thing for veggie/hippe snags (sensitive new age guys) but they always turned out to be bi if not gay. I guess my taste has changed cause now I like em' real manly on the outside and a bit womanly on the inside
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I think I've always been a snag. I'm the sensitive type. Now about this tofu stuff, what, exactly, did you want me to do with it?
This SO reminds me of something I read the other day:
Quote:Dear Man at the Swimming Pool/Locker Room,
Now listen up buster. Yes, I'm gay (surprise!, high-pitched giggle) and that means I've got Gaydar?-good Gaydar. In fact, I've got the Raytheon of Gaydars. Show me satellite imagery, TV reruns, or a police line-up and I will pick out who is and who isn't. I'm so damned good, I knew Mr. Brady was gay before he did, and that's when I was 6 years old. I get on the subway and in 3 seconds I've identified every homo commuter trying to look glamorous and all the ones that are trying to hide it. I meet married men everyday who set my little gay-ger counter beeping away. And like some unoriginal plot, I find out I'm right every time.
So, set me straight (figuratively). We run into each other at the pool fairly often, and have gotten to know one another like guys do when they hang out in a locker room. You enter wearing mod, all-black European business suits. Then you change into your super sheer, almost-not-there, lycra swimsuit that's a cross between boxer briefs and just plain brief. You swim delicately and point your toes. You're the only man not to close his shower curtain. You're the only man not to cover up his dick in the steam room. In fact, you flaunt him by spreading your legs wide open. You take 10 minutes to rub yourself dry and spend an inordinate amount of time drying between your legs. You chat with me while I dress hurriedly, and despite my being happily partnered and secure, blah, blah, etc., I find myself fighting a glowing erection due to your yanking yourself in front of me. You never rush to get dressed, which means you have to jiggle your weenie back and forth from the water fountain to the sink to the scale to the shower and back to your locker.
If that ain't enough, you freakin' work for the National Endowment for the Arts, which is gayer than the French Embassy in June. Pause. But you know what, even if I was to look beyond all that superficial stuff?-the queer eye wardrobe, the pinup swimsuit, the exhibitionism, the voice (did I mention the voice?), your career, and the penis pulling (none of which is exclusively gay)?-and just closed my eye and trusted my Jedi Gaydar . . . well, you still come up G-A-Y as in Queen, Fruit, Fag, Poof, and so on. Yes, Gaydar always sniffs out a queen and lets me know about it.
So, imagine my surprise when you nonchalantly informed me?-in a cloud of steam and whilst lying down on your back buck naked?-that you and your girlfriend did such and such this weekend. And I'm thinking like Will & Grace girlfriend, but NO, you keep on telling me all about her and how you're together and how she's so sweet.
In retaliation for your blatant lie, I talk openly to you about my partner and how he's great. And then, like a scared little girl you jump up, hiding weewee between legs, and go tearing out of the steam room, far away from the faggot. Then you give me the silent treatment (?) like we're best friends in junior high, and then a few months later you're telling me how you're engaged and all planning your wedding.
So I give up?-you win. You're straight. It's my gaydar that's broken, not yours. Just please let me fix it and get on with my life. You screwed it all up and made it malfunction wildly, but gaydar's really important?-it's a gay guy's best friend (even better than introspective, masochistic, overweight females). So if you're straight, just start acting like it. I need to get back on track, and as long as you're prancing your straight self in front of me, it ain't gonna happen.
Fag.
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Oh George. That is so gay.
Well, yes, I am in rather a good mood.
And tofurkey! Don't forget the tofurkey George ...
dyslexia- George is a good guide
Cola, I've met George and you don't know George.
you guys were seperated at birth i take it..
...only by time, space, and parentage...
of wich you are happy , right?
Oh, I dunno...
Might have been interseting.
Imagine Dys witha Boston accent
Or me butchering livestock
NAH!
I have one gay friend who you would never suspect is gay, another who recently became a hairdresser and is rather flamboyant, and a straight friend who is really gay but doesn't know it.
None of them are hot as far as I'm concerned. But, they are great people who I really like.
And BTW:
I have 2 gay cows. They take turns doin the top and bottom. I want them in counselling cause the church says you can cure gayness. I wanna see them counsellors treat these two dexters . But they are really well groomed .
Ya never see any gay AMish, ever notice that? maybe cause grooming is optional with them .
well everyone has different tastes... can never say who is really gonna look at who and like what they see. sometimes i shock myself when i find certain people on the street attractive, people i would never imagine myself attracted to.
and i really need to add :
i for one think that both those will & grace dudes (dunno which one u meant) are both pretty funny looking. that and i dont like the wimpy type, not that gay guys are wimpy ( i know some very nice strong ones *dam them*) but those two guys dont scream out manly to me.
then again i guess they were cast for their feminine features..... or whatnot
and straight men need to start dressing a little more like gay men. not alot more, but just until all the slobby clothes i cant stand lookin at are gone.
