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I lack the Central-American blood that causes one to instinctively builds haciendas to correspond with one's riches.

oh boy, a canadian lunatic

we're so under represented here in the lunatic department

I checked out boobies.

You do not need to compromise your beliefs. We just want you to stop shouting at us.

Whoa . . . you're gonna need a lot of meat . . .

I love music too. Infect I can't live without it.

I really do not understand why you believe that Americans should have your focus? By what authority do you make pejorative comments about Americans for just living a non-political life (which is our civil right as private citizens)? Unless you can explain where your authority to make pejorative comments about Americans for living their lives without your focus comes from, I have to conclude your pejorative comments about Americans are just personal feelings that reflect opinion, and not based on a valid argument. But, have a nice Halloween anyway. Don't eat too much candy.

Obviously we are here to reproduce more people who will be a slave to God, so you just have to hold your nose, shut your eyes, and grit your teeth while doing the reproducing act.

ARE YOU ACTING GODLY RIGHT NOW?

I am totally out of touch with reality

Of course I smoke dope ... and I have no perception of the real world.

More dirty words. Then milk, cupcakes, and sleep.

You can't return if you were never here in the first place.