Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

The GOP has the temerity to complain about the "small" stuff, but agrees to spend billions that are wasted in other countries.

piece of dirty moron head

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

I believe most of us want to live lives of principle...right up until the exact moment principle comes at cross hairs with self interest.

I view myself as just another A2Ker. Nothing more and nothing less.

I am the best husband ever.

Close but no cigar, like the difference between mayo and Miracle Whip.

I cannot abide disorganized ribbons.

I'm guilty of the kind of omission I so deplore and complain about in others

If I wanna think it myself then I wouldn't post this question get it??

Geeeez! The hoops a racist vigilante has to jump through to get a fair shake in this country. It's a travesty!!!

They decided machines would be more effective. The machines agreed.

I will drop this again for a while, had to read it in a few lights just to see what the hell I had actually said.

You're not actually trying to make sense of any of this stuff are you?

Can we selectively exterminate the idiots who go 60 mph in the fast lane? Or push their overflowing carts up to the express lane at the grocery?

Alright! I am making people do math!

Pass the clap on to them, in that case.