a swift kick in the arse!! In fact, that is what the men were for in Atlantis!! Cooking, cleaning and ironing oh and sex but only the lucky ones got that. Today was the Annual Sex Fest, where only the best of the best were chosen by the 3 women. Among them were...
how great it was to be picked by the 3 lovely women. Well, Fudgie was only lovely by association. Anyway, what the men didnt know was that they were picked for a secret mission. Each of them had special powers: Rummy stunk so bad that it was like a force field. No one would go within 30 feet of him. Granddad could talk for so long that everyone would fall asleep, and Uni-leg, well lets just say he was the most special one of all because his power was....
long distance jumping!, and when he put on his spider man costume, he could wow the women with his....
Remarkable dexterity in, embroidery, cross stitch, needlepoint and other forms of needlework. He was one of the few super hero's who not only made his own costume, but more importantly; did not wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers. Much to the disappointment it must be said, of the chick from NZ who
happily passed him over for a David Beckham look a like, who did not hop around in super hero costumes, but who enjoyed....
highlighting his hair and staring in the mirror. Shari preferred the strong, silent type. Matthew McConnehay look alike, or the real thing it doesnt matter as long as he....
doesn't wear my underwear and put's the toilet seat down after he's been
I'm not fussy any.....
Body who wears a tutu, and can bake those little fairy cakes with chocolate sprinkles, so beloved by Fudgie and Mame. Then suddenly without warning
the dress which Tryagain loaned him, shrunk in the wash, now what is a man supposed to do? in a mad panic he ran to the neighbor and asked....
Mame showed up wondering where in the hell her handsome hunk was. Did she even get to have one? Nobody seemed to give a rat's
kazoo. But they cared thats why they saved the best for Mame. The man with the....
wheel chair, aided by his much younger 60year old nurse but...
loveliest teeth and the biggest bank balance suddenly swept Mame into his arms and
Just then the guy with rippling muscles called to clean the pool just as all the girls were about to go for a swim, when
got so excited that, his poor old heart gave out and he....
Dragged into the flower boarder to provide mulch for the season, whilst the girls got on with the serious business of enjoying
the old git in the wheelchair. Shari found him so exciting, even at his advanced age, that she had trouble
Fighting off the others for a chance to
sit in his grizzly, wrinkly, scrawny old lap. However, being the sort she was, Shari persevered and physically
