That is so cool...this is really going to come in handy for the limerick thread...
get in yer knees
to see my clit-or-a-DEEEEES
hmm
that didnt work..
maybe i should go
rock the little man in the boat
for a while
and think about it...
wish I were there to give you a hand...
just 2 fingers is enough thank you..
Damn you're blunt. I love that. Hmmm...what rhymes with blunt?
I GOT IT!
RUNT!
thats the rhyme..
jeezee.. you stumped me on that one..
>whooo<
Nope! You were very close, but I'm sorry to inform you that the word of the day is "****"...help spread the word, far and wide...
The difference between a ladies track team and a group of pigmy hunters?
Well, the latter are a bunch of cunning little runts . . .
It's a myth. The Africans have it right. Just cut that thing right off...you know, just in case it's there.
Setanta wrote:The difference between a ladies track team and a group of pigmy hunters?
Well, the latter are a bunch of cunning little runts . . .
That is one of my all time favorite jokes!
I just voted on the poll and then I realized, given direction the thread has turned, I wasn't sure if you actually meant "fur coat" as "fur coat" or if you meant "fur coat" as "fur coat". So, like, which is it?
Mmmm...I'm so hungry right now.
whats the diffrence between a lesbian and a Ritz Cracker?
one is a snack cracker..
These are great jokes.
So this couple is having sex. The husband says, "Holy ****, honey, you have such a tight box, and no f*cking tits at all!"
She says, "Get off my back!"
Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".
So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.
"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex.
The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"
