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THE CLITORIS HOAX

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:59 pm
Another thread which ostensibly concerns itself with the vagina (low, low on never ends) has degenerated into a silly discussion of the clitoris (alleged to exist, and to be jam-packed with nerve ends). This is a pernicious evil that needs to be nipped in the bud (all puns intended). This is in fact, a fiction invented by women to have yet another topic to whine and pout about, while being able to assert that something exists which cannot be seen or measured.

Men, don't fall for it, they're just trying to sucker you with one more thing to complain about, one more thing to put you on the spot, one more reason to change the subject when you very reasonably ask why the VISA bill this month runs to more than seven thousand dollars . . .
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:01 pm
lol @ yer poll.

funny.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:19 pm
I agree. This is one of the big lies that evil women tell to further frustrate and control men. It's right up there with the urban legend that they don't actually have orgasms every time. Ha! What a crock!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:22 pm
It seems, alas, that there is no depth to which the evil wimmins will not sink . . .
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:35 pm
Oh
My
God...

I had no idea. To think of all these years that I have been....It's just too horrible.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:41 pm
Courage, good bearer of the Sacred Fez . . . this, too, shall pass . . .
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:43 pm
Mwahahahahaaaa!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:49 pm
Hmmm...do dogs have clitori?
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:55 pm
Why don't you ask a dog Kicky?

BTW, Set, expect ehBeth to set you straight very soon and very forcefully and very enjoyably.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:57 pm
Kicky, I don't know.....
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:50 pm
I'm just waiting for eBeth.......
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 07:03 pm
Me too...tap, tap, tap...
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 07:15 pm
Hmmm.

Seems I do recall eBeth saying something about being "excited" by his brain.

I think we ALL know what that means.....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 07:25 pm
kickycan wrote:
Hmmm...do dogs have clitori?


I just realized that this question is a bit vague as stated, and should be clarified.

Do bitches have clitori?

I would think they would have to, wouldn't you?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:07 pm
Hmmm...looking...looking...hmmm...Nope, I don't see one here...

http://www.placervillevet.com/images/Spay%20anatomy.JPG


Hmmm....looking...looking...yes! There it is!

http://www.sp.uconn.edu/~an219vc/handouts/female2.gif



Oh, no, dammit, that's a cow...so close...



hmmmm....looking...looking...


AHA! Confirmation!

The Reproductive Tract of the Bitch

Ovaries. These organs produce ova (eggs) and certain reproductive hormones...
Vulva. This structure is composed of the external genitalia, which includes the clitoris (sexual organ) and two vertical lips.

http://www.lowchensaustralia.com/breeding/breedingrepro.htm

So what we have here is proof that anyone with a clit is, in fact, a bitch.

Glad I did my research on that one. That would have driven me nuts!

I wonder what the evolutionary implications are of females having clitori, and thus havin the ability to have orgasms...hmmmm...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:16 pm
AND, I just learned that the plural form of the word "clitoris" is "clitorides". How cool is THAT!? I wonder how you would pronounce that?

cli-tor-id-ees? Yeah, I like that. That's how I'm going to pronounce it from now on. And believe me, I am going to be using that one a lot from now on.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:53 pm
kickycan wrote:
AND, I just learned that the plural form of the word "clitoris" is "clitorides". How cool is THAT!? I wonder how you would pronounce that?

cli-tor-id-ees? Yeah, I like that. That's how I'm going to pronounce it from now on. And believe me, I am going to be using that one a lot from now on.


As in "free moustache rides for clitorides" ?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:57 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
kickycan wrote:
AND, I just learned that the plural form of the word "clitoris" is "clitorides". How cool is THAT!? I wonder how you would pronounce that?

cli-tor-id-ees? Yeah, I like that. That's how I'm going to pronounce it from now on. And believe me, I am going to be using that one a lot from now on.


As in "free moustache rides for clitorides" ?


That would be good if it rhymed with "rides". But what if it rhymed with "titties"?

Oh, yeah, that is a goldmine of possibilities.

"I love tight kitties, big titties, and hard clitorides"

Oh yeah, that is bumper sticker material, my friend.
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Bodhisattvawannabe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 09:23 pm
I wish you guys had let me prepare myself before you voted! Confused

Jeez, my fur coat's a mess!

http://www.geocities.com/onceandagain21629_2/furcoat.gif
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 09:26 pm
I just went to Merriam Webster and used the pronunciation thingy, and it is in fact, "cli-TOR-uh-dees." So, you know, carry on with the rhyming...
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