MEXICO ARE GETTING ONTO THE BANDWAGON NOW....THEY ALL SEEM TO BE DOING IT!.....
MEXICO SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
(GK) San Francisco
(D) Costa Brava.......Hopelez.......Juan Andonly......Manuel Gearbox
(M) Don Criformi-Argentina.....Skrewdigals......Luis Canon....Sombrero
(S) Chihuahua.......Burrito
SUBS:
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
More to follow........
Are you thinking of these now?
Now it's the turn of the Danish Team..........
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
(GK) Toomanigoalssen
(D) Tryandstopussen.....Crapdefenssen....Howmanygoalsisthatssen.... Gaveupcountinssen
(M) Firstsson......Seccondsson.......Thirdsson......Fifthsson
(S) Legshurtssen.......Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
(Fiurthsson suspended)
THE ROMANIANS ARE IN...........
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
(GK) Chatanoogaciouciou
(D) Atishiou....Blessiou......Heersatishu..Thankyiou
(M) Snookercu.....Poolcu.........I'llgetciou.....Youandwhosarmi
(S) Whooareu.......Hoomi
SUBS:
U
NotU
Yesu
(No Ellinas, I'm modifying something that I saw ages ago, and forgot all about)
You better should have watched the match ... missed a lot!
By a brewery's ad ("Spitfire Kentish Ale: "The Way to Berlin") in todayÄs Evening Standard:
Don't worry Walter, The TV is right next to my computer.
THE RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
(GK) Ivabolokov (recovering from surgery)
(D) Ticlycov......Chesticov......Nasticov......Karryimov
(M) Slalomsky.......Downhillsky.......Swedishshev....Mastershev
(S) Buggerov.......Ubuggerov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Pastryshev
STOP PRESS....Russian hard-man Sendimov, is currently serving a three-month suspension.
Korea:
(G) Chew-on Lee
(D) Go-to Park
Ping Pong
Drop-key Lee
Fo Kim
(M) Is-croo Yoo
Dope-on Park
Gnam-Gnam
(F) Pick Lee
Chi Lee
Spang Kim
Haha, I laughed at all except at the mexicans... somehow it ain't that funny when its your language.
By the way, is brahmin's caps lock key stuck?
Hopefully England will convince me tomorrow.
Heh, someone forwarded me a "line-up" of a dozen WC teams too ... but it was in Hungarian, so half the jokes wouldnt get across here ... funny though.
They had like 10 ingeniously made-up line-ups like that, and then the German team was 11 x "Fosch" (which means, roughly translated, "crap" ...)
Sri Lankan team (stolen from an Aus comedy cricket record by the Twelfth Man aka Billy Birmingham)
Ramatunga Downathroata
Cumonova Ankrakkatini
Dubbledekka Baas
Hedrives Fastkars
dadpad wrote:Quote:but there's no way anyone who knows anything about football can support aussies over brazil.
*Thinks long and hard about smacking brahmin over the head with an inflatable kangaroo.*
*Then does it*
Hit him again!!! Hit him again!!!
margo wrote:dadpad wrote:Quote:but there's no way anyone who knows anything about football can support aussies over brazil.
*Thinks long and hard about smacking brahmin over the head with an inflatable kangaroo.*
*Then does it*
Hit him again!!! Hit him again!!!
OZZY OZZY OZZY. OI OI OI.
nimh wrote:Heh, someone forwarded me a "line-up" of a dozen WC teams too ... but it was in Hungarian, so half the jokes wouldnt get across here ... funny though.
They had like 10 ingeniously made-up line-ups like that, and then the German team was 11 x "Fosch" (which means, roughly translated, "crap" ...)
We must have had a very similar list, Nimh....although my list had a certain team that Walter may support, having eleven players and three substitutes...all called Kuntz.
I didn't think he'd appreciate that, so I won't tell him.
Australian team 2010
(GK)Macca
(D)Davo Johnno Dangles Tangles
(M)Donga, Matt, Bazza, Gaz
(S)Giankowsi Jesalenko
SUBS:
Knackers
Balls
Scrote
Pom
Walter Hinteler wrote:... prsotitutes...
he came on as a sub for that Croatian player didnt he?
EINBAHNSTRASSE!! Really Walter no one could be that dumb.
Walter, whilst trying to make polite conversation with Calamity Jane on the german thread recently, I said "Hast du meine Union Jack glucksunterhose gesehen?"
She has been asking me for a photograph ever since. Could you please tell me what it is that I actually said?
