133 posters of Brittany Spears
We had better quicken the pace if we expect this thing to be finished by Christmas.
132 hits of speed taken by Santa to get through the night.
131 shots of brandy consumed by all the elves after the last gift was wrapped!
131 more posts til we are done!!
131 berries on the miseltoe beneath which I grabbed a hold on Belinda which she hasn't yet let go of.
129 boxes of wrapping paper left at Wal-Mart
128 minutes til I walk out on my job.
130 repetitions of gustav's bollocking.
126 frostbitten fingers (on, um, 25 people plus one disembodied finger found in the snow that grossed everyone out)
125 Christmas songs in my head right now
124 fag ends in my ashtray.(It's disgusting).
123 billion naughty people who will only be getting a lump of coal in their stockings!
122 eyelets on the back of Jennifer's visqueen basque.
121 is the check number that sent my account into the negative.
120 belly scratches for miss cleo (ehbeth's girl doggie) who arrived earlier with her entourage . hbg
119 servicemen on leave for the holidays
118 xmas cookies (10 dozen less the 2 I ate)
